Oh my god heβs tiny
Nurse! Twelve pierogis, stat!
@olivervallyn.bsky.social
He/Him Artist, poet, vaguely creepy Circa 2000
Oh my god heβs tiny
Nurse! Twelve pierogis, stat!
Two questions
Did you ever tell us how he got that scar on his face?
And would he like the mythbusters?
As someone currently working on a 24x30 portrait, I get that. Iβve been working daily for like. 7 weeks. Iβm fighting my own face with it, I had to stop and give myself some grace to just do a little portrait of my dnd character.
30.10.2025 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I WANT HIMMMM
17.08.2025 16:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0various images of crows with text that reads: βthis is a crow appreciation post. crows are beautiful, intelligent, sassy, amazing. look at them!! a group of crows is a "murder" how badass does that sound? very. i just love crows.β
12.08.2025 23:20 β π 10056 π 2437 π¬ 222 π 95Had to call Mastercard three times to get a person on the line, and Stripe got my script recorded after the tone
10.08.2025 20:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wait this is the first one Iβve seen where it isnβt angsty I love it
08.08.2025 02:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey donβt worry, my typewriter oc that exists only in my mind and has terrible joints will step up, he loves telling stories, he can think of a few suitable for kids
08.08.2025 02:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Halsin stole all of the body hair
01.08.2025 20:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been meaning to watch it!! Iβve heard a whole bunch of people say itβs good, but Iβve gotta wait till itβs digital to see it
31.07.2025 01:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I correct myself, not baroque. Italian romantic renaissance. Il Bacio (the kiss) by Hayez. Your art is this to me
17.07.2025 02:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Your art makes me think of baroque paintings, theyβve got similar compositions. Also, stunning lighting and hair.
And nips staring at the viewer lately. The last two Iβve seen thereβs just been a nipple like βποΈβ
Yeah no itβs forever. In high school I was in an acting competition, and throughout the entire thing I thoughtβI donβt deserve to be in thisβ because the last year I had seen all of them compete in the same competition and they were cool as hell, I still sometimes donβt think I was at their level
15.07.2025 17:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh fuckkk he is serving
14.07.2025 21:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0His nip is staring at me (great art as always Theo)
04.07.2025 15:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey this sounds like a shit doctor! What the hell?
26.06.2025 18:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bite that tit!!! Whoooo!!!!!!
22.06.2025 17:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorites are just potato and cheese ones, we deep fry them and have them for Christmas
19.06.2025 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Woaw, pierogis my beloved (I have Czech family and this is very fun to see)
19.06.2025 16:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh that just makes me more sad.. whenever I think of someone loosing a person, I think about the Kurzgesagt video about time with your parents, and that even if you spend every holiday visiting them, by the time youβre 18 youβll have spent majority of your time with them. I hope he got his 18 years
18.06.2025 16:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bro is flirtinggggg
16.06.2025 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm so sorry thatβs your experience with it! Iβve been meaning to sign up for a zine, but honestly I donβt know if I should because
A - Autism hyper fixation may fade (tragically)
B - Stuff like this
C - there may be Controversy, which I fear
Meme: image of a little felt mouse holding a raspberry and wearing a grey pointed hat with text that reads βI am plagued by conceptsβ
15.06.2025 22:15 β π 2155 π 441 π¬ 19 π 12Oughgugh heart shaped locket with these two pictures inside
16.06.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crossing out the late to give Monroe maybe a bit of happiness (if he liked his parents) (I like to think that he did)
16.06.2025 17:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Take care of yourself!! Donβt push yourself too hard, odds are youβll just crash harder later on (but Iβm hoping you knew that, though it bears repeating.)
10.06.2025 23:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gale is struggling down there!! He be trying!!!
08.06.2025 01:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, carry on
07.06.2025 00:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eyyyy old man yaoi for the win
07.06.2025 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hell Yeah!!!!!!!
05.06.2025 23:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0