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Oliver Vallyn

@olivervallyn.bsky.social

He/Him Artist, poet, vaguely creepy Circa 2000

26 Followers  |  71 Following  |  323 Posts  |  Joined: 28.10.2024  |  2.5905

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Oh my god he’s tiny
Nurse! Twelve pierogis, stat!

01.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two questions
Did you ever tell us how he got that scar on his face?
And would he like the mythbusters?

30.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone currently working on a 24x30 portrait, I get that. I’ve been working daily for like. 7 weeks. I’m fighting my own face with it, I had to stop and give myself some grace to just do a little portrait of my dnd character.

30.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I WANT HIMMMM

17.08.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
various images of crows with text that reads: β€œthis is a crow appreciation post. crows are beautiful, intelligent, sassy, amazing. look at them!! a group of crows is a "murder" how badass does that sound? very. i just love crows.”

various images of crows with text that reads: β€œthis is a crow appreciation post. crows are beautiful, intelligent, sassy, amazing. look at them!! a group of crows is a "murder" how badass does that sound? very. i just love crows.”

12.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10056    πŸ” 2437    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 95
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Had to call Mastercard three times to get a person on the line, and Stripe got my script recorded after the tone

10.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait this is the first one I’ve seen where it isn’t angsty I love it

08.08.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey don’t worry, my typewriter oc that exists only in my mind and has terrible joints will step up, he loves telling stories, he can think of a few suitable for kids

08.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Halsin stole all of the body hair

01.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been meaning to watch it!! I’ve heard a whole bunch of people say it’s good, but I’ve gotta wait till it’s digital to see it

31.07.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I correct myself, not baroque. Italian romantic renaissance. Il Bacio (the kiss) by Hayez. Your art is this to me

17.07.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your art makes me think of baroque paintings, they’ve got similar compositions. Also, stunning lighting and hair.

And nips staring at the viewer lately. The last two I’ve seen there’s just been a nipple like β€œπŸ‘οΈβ€

17.07.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah no it’s forever. In high school I was in an acting competition, and throughout the entire thing I thoughtβ€œI don’t deserve to be in this” because the last year I had seen all of them compete in the same competition and they were cool as hell, I still sometimes don’t think I was at their level

15.07.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuckkk he is serving

14.07.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His nip is staring at me (great art as always Theo)

04.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey this sounds like a shit doctor! What the hell?

26.06.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bite that tit!!! Whoooo!!!!!!

22.06.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorites are just potato and cheese ones, we deep fry them and have them for Christmas

19.06.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Woaw, pierogis my beloved (I have Czech family and this is very fun to see)

19.06.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that just makes me more sad.. whenever I think of someone loosing a person, I think about the Kurzgesagt video about time with your parents, and that even if you spend every holiday visiting them, by the time you’re 18 you’ll have spent majority of your time with them. I hope he got his 18 years

18.06.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro is flirtinggggg

16.06.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sorry that’s your experience with it! I’ve been meaning to sign up for a zine, but honestly I don’t know if I should because
A - Autism hyper fixation may fade (tragically)
B - Stuff like this
C - there may be Controversy, which I fear

16.06.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme: image of a little felt mouse holding a raspberry and wearing a grey pointed hat with text that reads β€œI am plagued by concepts”

Meme: image of a little felt mouse holding a raspberry and wearing a grey pointed hat with text that reads β€œI am plagued by concepts”

15.06.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2155    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 12

Oughgugh heart shaped locket with these two pictures inside

16.06.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crossing out the late to give Monroe maybe a bit of happiness (if he liked his parents) (I like to think that he did)

16.06.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Take care of yourself!! Don’t push yourself too hard, odds are you’ll just crash harder later on (but I’m hoping you knew that, though it bears repeating.)

10.06.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gale is struggling down there!! He be trying!!!

08.06.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, carry on

07.06.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eyyyy old man yaoi for the win

07.06.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell Yeah!!!!!!!

05.06.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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