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(in looking up this review i have learned an additional fact i did not recall, which is that the reviewer in question was Lev Grossman. delicious irony, seeing the author of the truly insufferable Narnia self-insert fanfic "The Magicians" dare to call Chabon a would-be hack!)

clearest example of this to me was the pearl-clutching response to Michael Chabon's Gentleman of the Road. Time published a review titled "The Genius Who Wanted to Be a Hack". i mean. be for real, now. maybe you're just incapable of appreciating pastiche.

*most* unhinged? okay. the bulk of what is sold as "genre" fiction actually isn't unified by genre but by market. much as i loathe it, this is true of so-called "literary fiction" as well. if we actually categorized books by genre, LeGuin & Rushdie would be on the same shelf.

who was it

my suggestion is close to that! i sometimes find that podfic helps me bridge the journey to sleep, especially if it's podfic i've already heard. narrative is compelling enough to occupy my mind, but not so demanding that i can't fall asleep.

tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

Donated <3

starship doors won't open

Happy belated!!

I'm sorry, that super sucks. <3 Would you like suggestions for distraction?

I'm so sorry. <333

I am glad you are here, buddy <33333

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hey who wants to play a hilarious 2-minute game about being a cat who wakes up their owner
grey2scale.itch.io/garbage-cat

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thank u buddy <333

many hugs for you, friend <333

thank you buddy <333

feels like i have dropped below 5% battery.

except of course for pottery, which is sex

(apologies to Janelle Monae)

if still bored: favorite art movement(s)?

chorizooooooo

galaxy class starship keeps rebooting

yeah i wonder how many of these terminals belong to airlines

oh god, that sounds miserable. i'm so sorry. <3333

friend do not die please

You've been dealing with so much. I'm so sorry, friend. <3333

omg i love the roundness

oh no, buddy, i'm so sorry. <3 I hope the concert was good.

i don't think she would know directly, but i bet she would know who to ask!

ah gotcha!!! wish i could help :// have you asked Vivian? she has magic powers sometimes