Yelling Bob take 2

I'm keeping this one alive just in case the og gets nerfed again, but for now- thank you to everyone who duckling'ed over here for a month with me, now we're heading back!

Anyone who's followed this account in my time away from my og, pls come follow me again at my main, @yellingbob.bsky.social 🖤!

EVERYONE HEY I THINK MY ORIGINAL YELLINGBOB ACCOUNT IS BACK

Fucking Exhausted Friday

100%. I get like secondary echolalia where I end up mimicking the behind the scenes silly versions yoongi did for the next 40min lol

Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.

dudes rock

Seconding, as I assumed Seungmin was the woman and just accepted it without question until the alt text.

(Which doesn't say he's NOT, so I'm still rolling with that.)

I keep painting the flowers I see on dog walks, but I don't know anything about plants and don't carry my phone on walks, so I have a bunch of these paintings of probably not actually real flowers, just my loose memory of colors and shapes 😂

That's so rough, I'm sorry. :(((

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acrylic painting of multicolored spire flowers (red-orange, white-purple, purple-blue, red-yellow, purple-yellow, purple-blue, dark yellow-red-white, from left to right) taking up the top 80% of the canvas, with a slightly blurry cluster of green/orangey/puce stems and grass below across the bottom.

florwor :)

It's been such a Day already, so I am now on the porch with the dog, a beer, and a document open for magic-users namkook and maybe also another doc open for dogwalker namkook don't look at me

like WHAT IF he's just lowkey designing a whole building worth of space for his members to try their hands at producing because he Believes In Them and maybe they use it for an art studio instead or a private little jazz lounge but he just builds it so it's There If They Want It 😭😭😭

Constantly delighted by the overlap in JK's and Yoongi's cozy clothing choices.

just bc architect/carpenter!myg is always lurking in my mind ready to pop out at any moment WHat iF he's creating a building with seven full studios for bts to work out of together what if that

Scales are stupid little dipshits, as per almost every personal trainer at work - there's always a billion more things making up changes in body composition than scale numbers. We get a ton of clients mad they haven't dropped a size or w/e but their muscle comp is TOTALLY different.

To clarify this more, dw about joking like this on my behalf!: I'm really happy with how little emotional impact it's having when I see it mentioned by people I like and trust, especially in a casual/jokey way. So far it's been a good thing, and if that changes, I can mute it 🤷🖤

No, no, I think it's actually a good thing! I'm really happy with how little emotional impact I'm having when seeing it mentioned by people I like and trust, especially in a casual/jokey way. It's a good middle-ground!

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 All good! I can always ask my little corner store to bring in something bonkers and decadent, I'm just lazy heehee

I still get a knee-jerk flash of horror reading the word in a religious context, but by now it's only a quick flash before I can control it. Compared to when I used to have a panic attack and nightmares for days-weeks afterwards even reading the word rapture in a smut context lmao so. HUGE progress?

Trying to figure out if I should mute the word rapture since blahblah big trigger word in my formative religious cptsd BUT I've gotten soooo much better at handling it in the past 5ish years so a part of me thinks it's like, good exposure therapy seeing friends joke about it, right? I think so??

He's so funny!! Purrs like a machine with delight when (since parents mentioned he likes it) you manhandle his lil face and head for extra rough scritches but touch any other part of him with anything less than a sprinkling of fairy dust and it's Teeth Time 😂

He:
1. Gleefully attacks my ankles if I don't tuck my pant hems into my socks
2. Refuses to eat his food unless I'm right there with him supervising (and will come attack my ankles if I stray)
3. LOVES wiping his whole mouth on my hand whenever possible
4. Has nearly tripped me to death at least 40x

I'm feeding the neighbors kitty today and tomorrow while they're gone and. this little man!!!!!

Tis the season of ridiculous overly indulgent pastry stouts soon but it's also gd Massachusetts so actually finding them stocked anywhere is a Herculean effort so LOCALS: IF! You see a 9%+ abv stout with any kind of dessert in its name, SAY SOMETHING. specifically to me. tell me where the yums are.

I will go back to Tumblr before I give Mastodon another shot. I have tried three times. I think that's a good-faith effort

Ugh same and it's SO ANNOYING

DON'T DO EEEETT

BRO 💀

Once again about to murder the cybertruck neighbor over stupid loud power tool use on weekends. Get FUUUUUUUUCKEDDDDDDDDDDD.