The Bear

Probably someone has made this joke before but not as well as me so I'm taking credit.

Little did anyone know that "making America great again" was actually about bringing back the Great Depression. Real crowd favorite, the Great Depression. Nice to see it on the come up.

Not this penguin having an existential crisis at the zoo right now. Guess it heard about the tariffs

Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again' The US president says he wants to "take care of my beautiful hair" as he eases water flow rules.

I know this is a relatively minor example, but it certainly speaks to the idea that Mr prez is intent on using up every resource and fucking the world as irreparably as he can before he kicks it and doesn't deal with the fallout
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Absolutely. Not actually a bear, just a supportive NB finding their way in the world.

Republicans advised to avoid in-person town halls after confrontations over layoffs go viral The chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee advised Republicans in a closed-door meeting that there were other ways to reach constituents.

A step closer to a society like that in the Hunger Games, where a group of inaccessible oligarchs with zero connection to reality make decisions to ruin the lives of the masses. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

With our dear sweet tyrant pressuring Romania into allowing the Tate brothers to return to the US, I can only assume that there's another cabinet position that desperately needs filling? Secretary of women's health and safety or something?

I don't know that's pretty generous

I started thinking about how the GOP would react if an unelected non-American had a fraction of the access to our government systems as Elon does during a democratic administration and now I can't put that thought back in the box. The hypocrisy of the Right is pathetic, cringe, and dangerous.

Money and power insulate you from consequences. The downfall of America isn't going to negatively impact him. Though I do think his actions are soon to prevent him from taking international trips without being arrested.

This argument (kinda?) works IF you're approaching education from the standpoint that it's just there to teach you "things." A proper education should teach you how to think and apply "things," and AI can't do that. Mark, use your time and billions to fight Elon instead of whatever this is.

I would be pretty happy for Elon and maga politicians to waste away in poverty, but alas poetic justice rarely exists in this life

You don't call out your own on stage

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Man social media is weird. Kanye comes out as a Nazi and millions of people are like "yeah that matters" but I just want to talk about saving life, liberty, and the pursuit of Taco Bell's new Cheesy Dipping Burritos and it's like does anyone even care????

If you're at the game, BOO HIM. If you're not at the game, PLEASE don't watch it. Not for the football, not for the commercials, not for Kendrick - the media will absolutely report on record low ratings if we can get there.

The amount of money billionaires would gain with shiny new tax cuts would be LIFE CHANGING. For *ANYONE* ....OTHER than the people that will actually receive that money. Billionaire tax cuts are evil and will cost the working class their lives.

President Trump to attend Super Bowl 59, despite long and complicated history with the NFL Here is a look at President Donald Trump's and the NFL's long and complicated history throughout the years.

I know this is a big ask, but don't watch the Superbowl. If a large enough portion of people catch on to this idea, it's going to be pretty damn noticeable if the largest tv "event" of the year has terrible viewership numbers.

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Everyone in these comments sticking up for Dems and attacking Republicans instead realizes that Dems had 4 years to stop all of this from happening and did precisely nothing, right? Sure Republicans are worse but it's the failure of Dems to pursue meaningful change that has us in this boat.

Someone's unhoused and your concern is their grammar? Sounds a bit like you do love being a grammar nazi.

It's not very "alpha" to let yourself be cyber-bullied out of ruining the world. Kids are so soft these days 🙄

Obviously I'm glad that Marko Elez resigned, but also why? With a background and shady, deleted social media account like that he could grow up to be president one day. We live in a society where old posts supporting minorities are more likely to ruin your future than bigoted ones.

For context this was a health professional giving me a vaccine, not a bartender giving me liquor, though I suppose the anecdote works both ways.

‘Heartbreaking’ test score shows US children falling behind on reading, math — here’s why some Republicans are blaming Biden The national exam results also show growing inequality: While the highest-performing students have started to regain lost ground, lower-performing students are falling further behind.

Don't know why Republicans are pretending to be upset by this at all, they love a dumb populace, and would be completely irrelevant if our scores resembled the rest of the developed world.

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He's gonna flip his shit when he realizes how few left-handed people existed a few hundred years ago.

BREAKING NEWS: if you're poor you're more likely to be negatively impacted by the asinine policies (if you can call them that) of this administration. Get a grip, CNN *insert the world's biggest eye roll* 🙄

Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):

1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*

2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything

3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can

4. Citizens march en mass

Trump pauses funding for anti-HIV program that prevented 26 million AIDS deaths On Friday, a memorandum signed by Marco Rubio called for a 90-day cessation of foreign aid. That would likely put on hold the work of PEPFAR, the President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief.

This man is, at worst, evil. At best, criminally and dangerously oblivious of the impact of his whims. Either way, he's a threat to national and global safety. www.npr.org/sections/goa...

Lemme tell you it's actually not refreshing at all for my external demons to outweigh my internal ones. In fact I think they're just teaming up now.

To the guy who called me a baby while giving me a shot this morning I would just like to say how dare you and I was being very brave