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@cannotbearsed.bsky.social

Big fan of positivity, even bigger fan of Arsenal FC. No fan at all of the cesspool that Twitter became.

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Remember when they used to say there are no easy games in the Premier League? Spuds v City tells me thatโ€™s not true. So one-sided

01.02.2026 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely superb performance from Arsenal today, a massive result in so many ways #Arsenal #AFC

31.01.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mikel, hereโ€™s an idea. Play all the kids against Inter, take the first team to Dubai this week. Sorted #Arsenal

18.01.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

16 games to go, 9 of them at home. No trips to Old Trafford, St Jamesโ€™s Park, Stamford Bridge, Villa Park or the dreaded City Ground.
No need to panic. Get the beers in, settle back and enjoy the ride. Itโ€™s gonna be fine. Honest
#Arsenal #AFC

18.01.2026 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that Arsenal donโ€™t get bullied anymore. Artera toughening up this squad should be remembered as one of his finest achievements #Arsenal #AFC

11.01.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I honestly canโ€™t remember feeling so bloody nervous during a football match. Itโ€™s just a league game in December and Iโ€™m stressed beyond belief #Arsenal #AFC

30.12.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Palace goalkeeper is channeling his inner Gordon Banks tonight. Letโ€™s hope heโ€™s had all his glory now ๐Ÿคž

23.12.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get ready for a second half festival of playacting from Chelsea now #AFC #Arsenal

30.11.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s the record for the earliest St Totteringhamโ€™s Day ever? Asking for a friend ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ™‚ #Arsenal #AFC

27.11.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lots to criticise Arsenal for today:
โ€ข Celebrated too much
โ€ข Didnโ€™t score from any set pieces
โ€ข Every goal was either offside or a foul
โ€ขDidnโ€™t have a proper striker
โ€ข Crowd was too loud

Apart from that it was perfect ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธโค๏ธ

23.11.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve got no love at all for Postecoglu, but the owner at Forest is turning a highly respected club into a bit of a laughing stock. 39 days as manager, and he gets sacked 19 minutes after a game ends. He deserved better, and the clubโ€™s fans deserve better as well.

18.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Devastated to hear that the wonderful Diane Keaton has died. Back in the day, it was impossible to watch Annie Hall or Manhattan and not fall head over heels in love with her. Try it one day, I dare you ๐Ÿ’”

11.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have some of that, ref, you cheating prick #Arsenal

28.09.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How much have they paid you, ref? How big was the bung? Youโ€™re giving Newcastle everything #Arsenal #AFC

28.09.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute joke refereeing yet again. Unforgivable decision #Arsenal #AFC

28.09.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just think, if Man City hadnโ€™t done all that time-wasting, Martinelli wouldnโ€™t have had time to score an equaliser. Karma can be hilarious sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #Arsenal #AFC

22.09.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that why he fell over when that ball was thrown to him? Was he exhausted? He needed several minutes of treatment for it, poor chap ๐Ÿ˜ณ

22.09.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had the pleasure of being at the game yesterday. Itโ€™s good to debate tactics and such, but never forget why we all love the game. The euphoria in the wake of Martinelliโ€™s goal was like being in the midst of an earthquake, just incredible. No other sport can get even close to that passion #Arsenal

22.09.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shame about the result today, losing to a genuinely brilliant goal. I was really pleased with the Arsenal performance out there, though. We played very well. The future looks pretty promising for us, I reckon #AFC #Arsenal

31.08.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great to be at the Emirates today. Fantastic win. Tons of credit to the Leeds fans as well. Never stopped singing all match. Long journey home and the last train left at just 8pm. Supporters as always being stitched up by the TV scheduling. Hope Leeds stay in the PL, their fans are great #LUFC

23.08.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes only the result matters #MUNARS #AFC #ARSENAL

17.08.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldnโ€™t a dull as dishwater 0-0 draw be wonderful tonight? A thing of beauty that stifles every last sliver of creativity; bring it on! #Arsenal #AFC

16.04.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, St Tottโ€™s Day arrived, long before Easter this year as well. Next season, could it be here before we even have pancakes? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป #Arsenal #AFC

04.04.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Couldnโ€™t agree more, George. Silver member here, Iโ€™ve applied for almost every match for two seasons, never once been successful. Absolute joke โšฝ๏ธ

25.03.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great goal from Reece James. But, as a former Latvia player, he understandably didnโ€™t celebrate. Fair play to him #ENGLVA #England

24.03.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone know when the decisions about Man Cityโ€™s financial shenanigans will be announced? Are they hoping weโ€™ll all just forget they ever happened? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

18.03.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eight minutes injury time? They really want Liverpool to win everything, donโ€™t they?

16.03.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m saying this, but I just heard the Chelsea manager saying he thought they controlled the game today. Seriously? He kept a straight face as well ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AFC #Arsenal

16.03.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sterling playing really well tonight. Iโ€™m so pleased for him. We should keep him now, but only bring him on in games when weโ€™re 7-1 up ๐Ÿ™‚ #AFC #Arsenal

12.03.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it me or are Man City becoming more and more boring as the season goes on? This match is mind-numbing, canโ€™t wait for Arsenal to play again tomorrow #AFC #Arsenal

08.03.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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