i canโt fucking stand this bitch
11.02.2026 02:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@jemzero.bsky.social
(he/they) autistic transmasc writing SFF romance / award-winning erotica / lover of monsters / proudly depraved / literary assistant to @keiralekseii
i canโt fucking stand this bitch
11.02.2026 02:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0genius content
05.10.2025 02:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0cat's got your heart is turning one rivals to lovers (a contentious cat adoption) slow burn grumpy trans mc vs snarky artist hurt/comfort borrow or buy [link]
it's almost my pub'versary for CAT'S GOT YOUR HEART!!
come Sept 10, my snarky-but-sweet, hijinksy pet store romance will have been out for a year.
interested in two nerds dragging out the interpersonal drama of adopting a single fluffy cat?
CHECK IT OUT: books2read.com/catsgotyourheart
do you know what morph you want?
12.08.2025 10:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you're welcome to DM me if you have any questions about what species might be the best option for you
12.08.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Vesper is a desert rosy boa! she is one of the most chill babies I've ever had. rosy boas are pretty rare and hard to find in the pet trade but i loooove them
12.08.2025 00:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0BABE WHAT
07.08.2025 07:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Heartwarming: payment processors help thousands in the LGBTQ+ community get over their phone anxiety
02.08.2025 01:22 โ ๐ 4535 ๐ 1842 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 7I'm seeing less posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them, and losing them money.
Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of.
me: (trying to focus on writing a work email)
my boss, @keiralekseii.bsky.social, DMing me weird shit:
oh hell yes
06.08.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0me: while writing this contemporary i had a crisis about the characterization of the titular book 3 MC bc their development in book 1 isn't lining up with what they were supposed to be for the title so i started working on a MMF scifi standalone instead
friend: I mean, that's one way of handling it
almost spat out my miralax when i read the caption
26.07.2025 17:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0query my boss who is a huge nerd about her inbox
26.07.2025 03:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the fact thay payment processors are singlehandedly neutering the internet GLOBALLY because of some purity police bullshit is making me fucking exhausted in my joints
24.07.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0fuuuuck
24.07.2025 01:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hey they're, I'm interested. here is my portfolio if you'd like to shoot me a DM or email
jemzero.com/gallery
A win! A federal judge has just blocked part of the so-called โBig Beautiful Billโ that aimed to restrict Medicaid funding. Judge Indira Talwani, ruling from the District of Massachusetts, ordered the Trump administration to continue Medicaid payments to Planned Parenthood health centers.
22.07.2025 00:51 โ ๐ 5005 ๐ 1076 ๐ฌ 61 ๐ 55yโall i accidentally made the alt text rhyme (curls up on the floor) ๐ญ๐ซถ๐ป
21.07.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i canโt imagine just leaving a profile pic blank. iโm way too dramatic to not have something like a meme, shitpost, or my favorite selfie of the day.
21.07.2025 18:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0admittedly i am mildly sick of allies saying "you can't change your sex" when what they're trying to refer to is chromosomes.
like i 100% promise you can change your sex. i wouldn't have spent the last week laid up in bed with my crotch on a pillow if you couldn't. ๐ฌ๐
that's so wild because the surgeon who just turned my labia into a scrotum would argue otherwise
which is to say you can absolutely change your sex. i can't change my DNA or chromosomes but i don't give a fuck about those anyway. i haven't been karyotyped and i am more or less hormonally intersex.
Contrary to popular belief, the cure to bunr out is not to do more work. Especially if you are autistic. Because when autistic folks burn out, we never go back. We will drop a job or a hobby and never pick it up again.
21.07.2025 13:14 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
21.07.2025 01:37 โ ๐ 40558 ๐ 7080 ๐ฌ 805 ๐ 324a very solid-bodied bengal cat sitting on a bathroom mat
just LOOK at this fucking UNIT
21.07.2025 14:38 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ugh this is stunning
21.07.2025 08:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yet another heinous grift by Big Flesh
21.07.2025 02:49 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0club sam reid @popstarlestat me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: can't remember the last time i've felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into werewolves lately
me turning thirty and becoming obsessed with werewolf/wolf shifter lore despite thinking vampires were way cooler while in high school
hello i'm jem & i have deeply normal opinions about dudes who turn into some form of wolf
selfie of a white transmasc lying in bed looking up at the camera. there is a snake curled up on their chest.
i haven't been able to hold Vesper for a few days but mum is very kindly wiping down her enclosure so we get to cuddle a bit. she loves the soft blanket ๐โจ
recovery is difficult but I'm hanging in there with support from my family ๐ฅฐ