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Heartwarming: payment processors help thousands in the LGBTQ+ community get over their phone anxiety

I'm seeing less posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them, and losing them money.

Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of.

me: (trying to focus on writing a work email)

my boss, @keiralekseii.bsky.social, DMing me weird shit:

oh hell yes

me: while writing this contemporary i had a crisis about the characterization of the titular book 3 MC bc their development in book 1 isn't lining up with what they were supposed to be for the title so i started working on a MMF scifi standalone instead

friend: I mean, that's one way of handling it

almost spat out my miralax when i read the caption

query my boss who is a huge nerd about her inbox

expanding on this:

- if you are a queer author w/ polyam work, i'm looking for 25 contributors to this bundle
- against my will, mind, all works MUST be marketable as "stories w/ a plot" and not just "erotica" (this excludes much of my own work lmao)

updates pending, thanks all

the fact thay payment processors are singlehandedly neutering the internet GLOBALLY because of some purity police bullshit is making me fucking exhausted in my joints

fuuuuck

hey they're, I'm interested. here is my portfolio if you'd like to shoot me a DM or email

jemzero.com/gallery

Judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from cutting off Planned Parenthood funding Planned Parenthood sued the administration Monday, alleging that a provision of Trump's "big, beautiful bill" is unconstitutional and will cause irreparable harm.

A win! A federal judge has just blocked part of the so-called “Big Beautiful Bill” that aimed to restrict Medicaid funding. Judge Indira Talwani, ruling from the District of Massachusetts, ordered the Trump administration to continue Medicaid payments to Planned Parenthood health centers.

y’all i accidentally made the alt text rhyme (curls up on the floor) 😭🫶🏻

i can’t imagine just leaving a profile pic blank. i’m way too dramatic to not have something like a meme, shitpost, or my favorite selfie of the day.

admittedly i am mildly sick of allies saying "you can't change your sex" when what they're trying to refer to is chromosomes.

like i 100% promise you can change your sex. i wouldn't have spent the last week laid up in bed with my crotch on a pillow if you couldn't. 😬😅

that's so wild because the surgeon who just turned my labia into a scrotum would argue otherwise

which is to say you can absolutely change your sex. i can't change my DNA or chromosomes but i don't give a fuck about those anyway. i haven't been karyotyped and i am more or less hormonally intersex.

Contrary to popular belief, the cure to bunr out is not to do more work. Especially if you are autistic. Because when autistic folks burn out, we never go back. We will drop a job or a hobby and never pick it up again.

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

a very solid-bodied bengal cat sitting on a bathroom mat

just LOOK at this fucking UNIT

ugh this is stunning

Yet another heinous grift by Big Flesh

club sam reid @popstarlestat me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: can't remember the last time i've felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into werewolves lately

me turning thirty and becoming obsessed with werewolf/wolf shifter lore despite thinking vampires were way cooler while in high school

hello i'm jem & i have deeply normal opinions about dudes who turn into some form of wolf

selfie of a white transmasc lying in bed looking up at the camera. there is a snake curled up on their chest.

i haven't been able to hold Vesper for a few days but mum is very kindly wiping down her enclosure so we get to cuddle a bit. she loves the soft blanket 💕✨

recovery is difficult but I'm hanging in there with support from my family 🥰

does your dog have bone or paw energy because we are about to drop some absolutely BONKERS new gender roles

A portrait of the poet-author WARSAN SHIRE and the book “Bless the Daughter Raised by a Voice in her Head”

THIS book is an entire MOOD!! 🥹 Warsan, whose poetry is in the interludes between songs in THE QUEEN 🐝’s Lemonade album, doesn’t disappoint!! Her words travel through love, loss, identity, and home, charged by her Somali-British heritage.

#blackbooksky #booksky #bvm
#blacksky #beyonce #poetry #poet

it’s my favourite ship dynamic

avery put that dOWN

waking up at 3am to my sibling hollering TINKER, WHY??? to his senile 18 year old menace because he bumped her in his sleep and she took it personally