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T.S. Ferguson

@teeess.bsky.social

Literary Agent w/ Azantian Literary Agency & freelance editor. Mostly jokes + booktalk on here. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Witch-lover, gaymer, geek, guncle, unapologetic leftist. He/him https://beacons.ai/tsferguson

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I need to not be the only one talking about this! Why did they put her on her own cover?!

06.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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YES @lexi-smith-mcnick.bsky.social!!!! Congratulations!

03.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YAY!!! I'm so glad! Congrats!!!!

03.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe this time we can finally internalize that anyone who whines about stuff like β€œsjws” or β€œwokeness” is either doing so because they have fucked up motives or because they listen to too many people who do

03.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1336    πŸ” 338    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Honestly, folks, stop self-censoring yourselves. Just say it! Say what needs to be said! People like Deborah need to have their stupid, harmful opinions challenged every time they share them!

31.01.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am that roommate and before I knew Ellis had posted this, I also said β€œsome gays are so thirsty” and β€œit wasn’t me.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ WE’RE ALREADY SHARING A BRAIN!

29.01.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

16.01.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5944    πŸ” 3409    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 90
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I’ve been catsitting over the holidays, so y’all get the gift of little furry paws.

31.12.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Diva’s Christmas Carol with Vanessa Williams!

25.12.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whose ass do I need to help you kick?

23.12.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10.12.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My friend let me play with their BG3 character creator this weekend and shared one of my creations with their friend.

Friend: Oh. Oh yes. This is good. Who is Cuntina with the fuck-ass bob?!

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10.12.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Drag king name idea: Duncan Milk

08.12.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please, I’m so tired!!

05.12.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I go back to Twitter, I'm reminded why I left in the first place. It's a cesspit over there now!

03.12.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you wake up in somebody else’s home (catsitting) and realize β€œI have no idea where I last left my glasses.”

28.11.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Hop to it! Don’t delay! Hop to it! Better make it today! 🎢

25.11.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you weren't a fujo you were a man in the wrong body and now you have to watch women treat your sexuality like a spectator sport and tell you it's wrong to feel gross and alienated about that

23.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

give me m/m stories written by men challenge

im so tired

23.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😳 Does she want you to rent out a theater for her? πŸ˜‚

20.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising β€œface turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to β€œheel”.

This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.

19.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1152    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 21

The report an offer feature on query manager should only be used to report an offer of rep or pub

It should not be used to report a full request (esp for agents who say don't contact them for requests)

This has been happening a lot lately, so if someone is telling you to do this, don't listen

18.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I discovered that Bus Rodent from Fleabag and Nadja from What We Do In the Shadows are IRL brother and sister. I had no idea!

18.11.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care why nazis like MTG occasionally speak truth to power. I'm curious why more Democrats don't.

17.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 568    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

1) It's totally fine to appreciate that MTG is creating an intra-party feud.

2) For those of you welcoming her into the coalition, you clearly never watched pro wrestling. This has "false face turn" all over it.

3) I long for the day when MTG stands for Magic: The Gathering again.

17.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

😍😍😍 I’m so proud to be working with Bailey, y’all! What a talent!

Graphic novel editors - prepare yourselves! 😈

17.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does anyone else call these types of cats β€œAdam Driver cats”?

15.11.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The cronch!!! 😍

11.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should be allowed to draw comics as your profession

Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation

10.11.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know what would be tasty in this fascist hellscape? Boba tea but instead of tapioca pearls it’s just a cocktail of mental health meds and pot gummies.

10.11.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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