T.S. Ferguson

Sung to the tune of Master of the House:

Cheese thats in the house sittin all alone
Im gonna devour this provolone
Cut me off a slice this is gettin real
Fuck I think Im gonna eat the whole damn wheel
Everybody ❤️s a Gouda Brie & mozzarella too
I keep eating cheeses Jesus imma need some crusty bread

I’m so sorry!!! 😭 I’ve failed!

It’s me. I’m women.

This is the beauty standard I aspire to live up to someday.

It is really autumning out in New York City today. My witchy spirit is happy.

That was literally my takeaway too. 😂

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With a man?! 😱

😂😂😂😂

🤣 I love you both (but maybe not if your nose fell directly into my mouth).

If you like YA romcoms with fake dating, rivals to lovers, aromantic AND asexual MCs, girls who are Too Much™️, boys who are “too soft,” or books that’ll make you laugh AND cry, you can add my debut on Goodreads—Not Your Typical Love Story is coming from @wednesdaybooks.bsky.social in 2027! 3/4

There are GALLEYS OF MY DEBUT!

The emotions I felt when I first held my book (and still feel every time I look at the galleys on my shelf) were…I don’t even know. A lot. A jumbled up mix of a whole freaking lot. 1/4

#author #yaauthors #queerya ##2027debut #asexual #aromantic #debutauthors

Is there a cuter response to "are you asleep?" than light snoring sounds?

I wanted one so badly as a kid!

A very large illustration of all 13 of the main cast all with their reactions to Thjazi's execution. The designs are different from the canon ones, some more than others.

My first Campaign 4 art, and as is tradition, I came up with my own takes on the characters going mostly from the in-game descriptions & vibes during the first episode as a fun character design challenge that I do each campaign

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRolefanart #fanart #bskyart

😍😍😍😍😍

DOVETAIL!!! 😂😂😂

I just saw two pigeons humping on the subway platform, and then when they realized they’d been “walked in on,” they stopped and walked away in opposite directions like they were embarrassed. So that’s how my day is going. 😆

How can you even stand me?! 😂

If bbno$ and Bad Bunny had a child together, would it be named Bad bbno🐰?

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OMG it was a new bag too! You’re probably right!

I’ve never been SO mad at a cup of coffee before. First it spilled coming out of the pot, then it splashed onto a plate of food while I was stirring in the sweetener, and then a cord fell into it while I was trying to plug something in. Like, I’m sorry, but fuck this cup of coffee in particular!

This is why I ❤️ you. 😂

🎶 Who baked the pie that’s on the table?
AUNT MARIE!
Whose casseroles are stuff of fable?
AUNT MARIE!

🎶 There was a cow and they
Killed it, killed it
Now it’s a steak and we
Grilled it, grilled it
Over the fire
A suckling pig
Meats on the menu
grab a drink!
Meats on the menu
Whaddya think?

To the tune of Zero to Hero from Hercules:

🎶 Bless my soul
Hotdog on a roll
Ketchup, mustard, relish
On a plate but not a bowl
Barbecue
Potato salad too
If you bring the deviled eggs
Then you can join the crew

What did you hope to accomplish here? Responding to any person announcing their new name with “can I call you something else” is disrespectful and insensitive.

i know this is not the same reach as birdsite, but nevertheless i am here with an announcement: after like 2 years of making my friends and colleagues suffer professionally deadnaming me in public, i am finally easing their burden so they can take less psychic damage. so: hi, i'm ellis - nice to (re)meet you regrettably, i still have the same aversion to capitalizing my name as i always have professionally, my name/credit will be D. Ellis Wilson, since my name is unfortunately also my brand and that's difficult to extricate given my line of work. please don't try to guess what the d. stands for now. even i don't know yet, but it isn't [deadname redacted]. okay ily bye

hey remember when i said i had some changes?
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My roommate was debilitatingly depressed the other day and I somehow managed to make him one in the super particular way he likes it, when I can’t seem to ever make one just for myself. 😂😅

Some pretty big news! Announcing Au Literary Management, where stories are as good as gold! Follow us over at @auliterarymgmt.bsky.social for updates.