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@virtualgoblin.bsky.social

learning things the hard way since 1997 ദ്ദി( ꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) pnw ⚔️ i complain a lot

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every day when i sit down for work i pray that this stack of papers falls over and kills me

03.12.2025 23:47 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

buttmogging everyone in this circle k on this fine morning

03.12.2025 18:50 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i know we hate spotify but yummy by ayesha erotica being my 4th most played song is so fucking funny

03.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yogurt time

03.12.2025 04:54 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i don’t think i was socialized enough as a puppy

02.12.2025 17:50 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

back at work and it’s time to check all our black friday orders we got over the weekend. if anyone wants to come and knock me out with a brick. i’ll be here

01.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

idk but if u see any let me know 👀

30.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

next time i get a bf im gonna gnaw on him like a no.2 pencil

30.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

thank u :3

29.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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do u like my nails

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gm

29.11.2025 16:19 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Look at how awesome Umbreon looked back in Pokemon Colosseum!

I think this was the last time it looked right to me

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mmmmpf my sweent peamnut nectar

25.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play

25.11.2025 01:25 — 👍 2427    🔁 232    💬 38    📌 5

eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters

25.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 1541    🔁 119    💬 51    📌 10

tbh i don’t think i embody chantal energy

25.11.2025 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

4 WHOLE YEARS 💀💀💀

25.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my boss’ sister has been coming in to help us out for black friday and she keeps calling me chantal and i just don’t have the heart to correct her

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name a better combo. you can’t

22.11.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

coheed and cambria will never not slap

22.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

my kink is regulating my nervous system

21.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 94    🔁 25    💬 0    📌 1

Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh

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we don’t have to be mutuals for u to be pretty too <3

21.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy friday i just met my new neighbor and he gave me a joint :3

21.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i noticed ;D

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my mutuals are so pretty ꈍ .̮ ꈍ ‧₊˚♡

21.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

weird stuff happening lately

21.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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