Softyheadjon

At least thats what I thought lol

Bro that was jellyroll and dolly Parton lmao

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two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!! ALT: two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!!

My baby is commin over tomorrow, what an unexpected surprise!

I'm sitting here reading fb thread comments and someone said future ftm (full time mom) and I read it as female to male 💀💀💀

I've yawned 3 times in a row and I'm at a concert. But this bad os kinda mediocre. I'm just here for kublai kahn

Hi, name is jon. I have a concert addiction. After paying my rent and having like 100 dollars to my name. I bought tickets to go see kublai kahn tonight because they are one of my favorites. Rip my wallet

I wanna go see BTBAM play Alaska live sooo bad. But Im Financially in the gutter rn

I get to see bae this weekend 🥰

I cannot wait to get my hair done this weekend

It's one of the best Valentines weekends I've had in quite some time. And it didn't even. Involve sex. Just good ole quality time. Yup I'm getting old lol

It's crazy when you see your memphis friends hanging out with the girl who accused you of raping her. Even tho I've never even touched that hag. I think im ready to cut ties with that city

Last valentine I had was 3 years ago, I was still a drunk. And probably ruined what coulda been a really good gf for me. Buuuuuut I'm sober now soo maybe I won't f this one up

I'm so in there

Every time I see jd vances face. I get a lil bit of that Luigi in me

I'm a little obsessed

I tend to jinx these things but I'm feeling really good. Stay tuned

Prediction. I'm finna be cuffed this year. And she's a fox

I'm still really mad I missed coheed playing good Apollo at furnace fest

I'm laid up with a white woman rn. I'm not doing black history month right 😅

Hiiii 👋

More of my friends are getting on here. So Maybe I'll start using it??

Also my phone autocorrected "maybe" to "Mayne". And I'm facepalming because I've been trying to get it to do the opposite for years

Guess ima get rid of twitter since all the cool kids are here now

So is it easier to go viral on here since there aren't a lot of people?

Had a white kid casually say "nigga" to me. He realized what he had done like before he even finished saying it. The face he made was hilarious tbh the. His friend looks at me and goes " he didn't mean it like that" smh