@lizepu.bsky.social
Flight attendant • tired • in need of a cocktail (probably)
I’m sure that all of us knew that we were listening to a classic the first time we heard Lauryn Hill sing ‘Killing Me Softly’ with the Fugees back in the day.
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But also, I 100% have a privacy screen on my phone just so I can talk smack about the rest of the crew in the van without it being broadcast.
10.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My most favorite thing to do ever at work is to look at people’s phones/tablets/computer screens.
Dont ever get a privacy screen ever.
I NEED this!
This dude is so corny that it took me a second to realize that he wasn’t actually talking about gardening.
08.11.2025 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love this!!
02.11.2025 11:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am a flight attendant.
Unpopular opinion - but I pack last minute. Otherwise I just pack too many extra things.
Throw the same 5 thinks you wear everyday anyway and you’ll be alright. Throw in the climate difference stuff. And you’re all set.
I need you both on my TV screens all the time.
Not only are you funny AF you represent a community that has more airtime.
Thank you!
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13.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💯
10.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Morning fellow curly haired girl
10.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way I cackled!
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Good on you (and your medical team) for finding out about that!!
08.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Flight attendants on the way to the gate
07.10.2025 08:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yassss my analog queen!!
28.09.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Completely unprompted.
It’s wild.
Yep.
10.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back in my heavy dating app days (2019) this guy asked me for a picture of the inside my fridge to see if I had actual food in there and that still pisses me off.
10.09.2025 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why just ice cream trucks riding around and not taco trucks?
06.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Have fun in school suckerssssss
And even if she did talk game - you can barely hear her with her super stealthy whispering.
30.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You called it!!!
29.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marry him! He’s a keeper!!
23.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sooooo many screaming children
Why am I at the airport on my day off?
#nonrev #wedding
IF.. he had a job
07.08.2025 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This tracks.
(Thinking about the way she can deal with Keanu’s nonsense while doing a climb on the bike)
The JFK AirTrain is a torture chamber. 😡
30.07.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe button boy just left us high and dry like that? 😭
20.07.2025 20:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear women of Long Island,
You don’t have to scream all the time. I promise.
Signed,
- the rest of the world
Thank you!!
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