Ukie in the sky with FAFOs

once could be seen as a fluke, twice means it's a deliberate decision

Carney's speech will mark the beginning of the end of the USA's place as a superpower, which depended on voluntary cooperation from allies and partners. Countries are no longer willing to pretend that a nation that elected Trump -twice- can be reliable partner

A whale excrement can reach 6 tons in weight, and yet it remains the second largest piece of 💩 after Vladimir Putin

It's THE BOSS of all bribes!

Hey, how's this for a strategic move? Zelensky could wink-wink at Jonas Gahr Store, he could put in a word with the Nobel Prize Committee, they could give Zelensky this year's Peace Prize, Zelensky, in turn, could refuse it and give it to Trump...see where I'm going with this?

Somebody needs to unplug America, wait at least 10 seconds, and plug her back in. Because WTF is this country

Donald Trump should have been finished at least 100 times over by now, yet here we are

By putting out its new global strategy the US confirmed that it is all the worst things its enemies said it was. They just stopped pretending to be the opposite

Unfortunately it's a single ticket, but if you bought a second one it looks like CenterTix would have no problem finding out seating together if asked

#Anchorage peeps,I have 1 ticket to Puccini's Medium playing at PAC on Saturday at 7pm that I'm looking g to give away. Otherwise it'll be a donation to PAC, but I know they'd rather have an audience in the theater. DM me if interested

Next thing you know those poor kids will be subjected to al-Gebra

Day One of Mamdani being elected and NYC schools are teaching Arabic numerals! What's next, radical exponents? Weapons of math subtraction?

Oh no, Pope Leo is quoting Jesus again. Expect 150% tariffs on Vatican tomorrow

Jeffery Sachs: Are you calling me a liar?
Carlo Calenda: Si

Dead people cannot be anxious, asthmatic or homosexual, so I guess it works

they enjoy long phone calls. They want to meet in Budapest, but the entire world is against them...

Here's a movie idea.
The plot is based on a love story between two elderly men, 70+. One is in love head over heals, the other one less so, but he tugs on his lover's heartstrings none the less. They live in different countries,different continents even, ⬇️

In other unsurprising news

The least surprising news of the day?
The leaked Young Republicans chat

a penguin is surrounded by speech bubbles with the word no on them ALT: a penguin is surrounded by speech bubbles with the word no on them

I have yo admit I didn't have "Tylenol given to circumcised boys causes autism" on my bingo card. On any card, in fact.

Two years of very slow work and it's done
#Ukrainian #embroidery

Gorgeous Lumpy demonstrating the Second Law of Cat Physics: an empty container must contain a cat within a nanosecond of being put on the floor

Nexstarsays thei will not broadcast Kimmel despite reinstatement

No new South Park episode either

I actually had a Samoan patient with Hep B who got it from his mom at birth

So...?

Nobody sucks harder than Markwayne Mullins

Yup, knee jerk reactions are never good

Did you hear that a few Russian shhed drones were downed in Poland. Poland is a NATO country. How will NATO respond?
It won't