Ukie in the sky with FAFOs

Unfortunately it's a single ticket, but if you bought a second one it looks like CenterTix would have no problem finding out seating together if asked

#Anchorage peeps,I have 1 ticket to Puccini's Medium playing at PAC on Saturday at 7pm that I'm looking g to give away. Otherwise it'll be a donation to PAC, but I know they'd rather have an audience in the theater. DM me if interested

Next thing you know those poor kids will be subjected to al-Gebra

Day One of Mamdani being elected and NYC schools are teaching Arabic numerals! What's next, radical exponents? Weapons of math subtraction?

Oh no, Pope Leo is quoting Jesus again. Expect 150% tariffs on Vatican tomorrow

Jeffery Sachs: Are you calling me a liar?
Carlo Calenda: Si

Dead people cannot be anxious, asthmatic or homosexual, so I guess it works

they enjoy long phone calls. They want to meet in Budapest, but the entire world is against them...

Here's a movie idea.
The plot is based on a love story between two elderly men, 70+. One is in love head over heals, the other one less so, but he tugs on his lover's heartstrings none the less. They live in different countries,different continents even, ⬇️

In other unsurprising news

The least surprising news of the day?
The leaked Young Republicans chat

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I have yo admit I didn't have "Tylenol given to circumcised boys causes autism" on my bingo card. On any card, in fact.

Two years of very slow work and it's done
#Ukrainian #embroidery

Gorgeous Lumpy demonstrating the Second Law of Cat Physics: an empty container must contain a cat within a nanosecond of being put on the floor

Nexstarsays thei will not broadcast Kimmel despite reinstatement

No new South Park episode either

I actually had a Samoan patient with Hep B who got it from his mom at birth

So...?

Nobody sucks harder than Markwayne Mullins

Yup, knee jerk reactions are never good

Did you hear that a few Russian shhed drones were downed in Poland. Poland is a NATO country. How will NATO respond?
It won't

Russians produced a cartoon called "Baby T-34" about a cute little T-34 tank who dreams of going to war and killing every person in the Estonian city of Narva for the crime of taking him off his pedestal. Look it up, it's on YouTube (Malysh T-34)

Such peaceful people

Oy, we need a BlueSky Users Not Getting It account, pronto

He was democratically elected.
He was corrupt.
He and his two sons plundered the government budget.
He subjugated the legislature and had them pass laws favoring his family's and his friends' business interests.
He prosecuted his political opponents
Sound familiar?

Then Ukrainians got rid of him.

It's the guns.
It's the guns.
The problem is the guns.

Ukrainian Soldier Crawls for Days With Throat Wound After Torture in Russian Captivity—And Survives A 33-year-old National Guard serviceman, Vladyslav, is recovering after enduring torture while captive in Russian-held territory.

According to the Orange Menace all they need to do is surrender to Russia and the killing will stop immediately.

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Poor unsuspecting beasts of burden 😢

I guess the general consensus is all the pomp and circumstance resulted in a nothingburger?