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BREAKING: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.

we did it, Zo

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

folks we still got prop 50 coming in CA

if you’re in line to lib out stay in line

Oh nooooooo I’m so sorry

"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"

Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.

Gonna have “the name is Mamdani, M-A-M-D-A-N-I” stuck in my head all night

There are more of us than there are of them.

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

In This House We Believe:
-Black Lives Matter
-No Human is Illegal
-Women’s Rights are human Rights
-Science is Real
-Love Is Love
-The Penalty For Treason Is Death

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped

In This House We Believe:
-Black Lives Matter
-No Human Is Illegal
-Women's Rights Are Human Rights
-Science Is Real
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871]
-Love Is Love

WE CAN MAKE IT REAL

Oh no I ordered too many dumplings

MSNBC correctly saying that a ton of the reason dems are overperforming is because of the gross transphobia and Islamophobia

lol. Lmao.

Damn this is a good election night. Ordering dumplings to celebrate

Spanberger v. Earle-Sears exit poll Men 18-29: Spanberger 56%; Earle-Sears 42%

A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.

(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)

Big win for the radical (anti-)Republicans

california democrats hire this queen immediately

I’m a baby owl where is mama

“The polarization is massive. I’m looking for someone trying to bring us more to the center.” Nicholas Romano, 40, a physician assistant who lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, and said he voted for Andrew Cuomo. “I think Mamdani could be cool, he said, but added, "I don’t think it’s his time."

I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of polarization theory in lay discourse until we can find out what's going on

This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

Food is the most accessible entrée (pardon the pun) into another culture. If you’re truly in favor of multi-*culturalism* it’s an easy stand-in for how other cultures add to the melting pot.

If you’re just interested in “saving” people there’s no need to celebrate their culture.

Both guys with extremely in-character views on what growing up in Irvine was like:

A true New York weirdo (laudatory)

A one year old baby in a stroller about to cry. She’s wearing a pink baby outfit

Guncle weekend