An alien child, green with large dark green eyes, has multiple alien creatures wearing suits scrambling up its head. Atop the babies head, where all the other aliens are reaching, is one alien holding a briefcase of cash. "Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator" is written next to the baby. Behind that text is a stock ticker arrow that has moved up and down but, at the end of it, is pointing up.
A furry looking baby floats in space. Beside them , text reads...
1 Pursued Night School
2 Survived a Suicide Mission
3 Punched Commanding Officer
4 Re-Drafted Into Service
5. Failed to defuse exposive
To the right of the baby is a stock chart, showing a good trend of growth on the investments made. Text by this chart reads
Baby Value
Invested Stock
Avg. Stock Price: 278
Avg. Sale Price: 335
Below it shows that after trading stocks on this baby the investory made 1427 and are now invited to continue.
Most of the screen is taken up by a line graph, charting the rise and fall in stock price of a babies life. At this point, thay are 46 and the line has had a big dip. Above the graph in red text in a box with arrows pointing down it says "Bitten by Horse". Which is, what has happened to the baby at this point of its life. The baby is called "Pollo" and the extra information to the right of this chart tells us they are "unwell". Which adds up, having being bitten by a horse. Who among us could claim to be at their peak post-horse bite? You? Well, honestly, I want to know your story. Did you develop powers? Did the collected germs in the horses mouth actually counteract some viral agent that had just recently hit your veins? Or were you just having such a bad time that the horse biting you was actually the best part of your day? Seriously, let me know!
"...you'll see where I cashed out midway through. This baby rode the lightning at critical health for half its lifespan."
- A recent post by a dev in our internal Discord.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is out in 2026!
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a CLASSIC!
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A Manga inspired image depicts a truck, which is crashing into a lamp post, a stop sign, a tree, multiple watermelons, a post box and you can see a person and a tanooki bouncing off in the distance. Behind the logo for the game is an person with long, tied up pink hair, pointy elven ears wearing a suit of armour. They are pointing a sword towards the viewer with an excited look on their face. The logo reads: Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World?!"
Sometimes you just accept things as a part of your day to day, so take a second and say out loud...
"We're making a game called Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World?! where you play the truck in an Isekai story."
You can think "...hell yeah..." if you like!
It's coming out next year!
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It is! I do enjoy a good photo mode but that combined with the connection to the characters equals a lot of fun!
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I'll continue uploading photos of BG3 run 3!
21.09.2025 20:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
So, I didn't! At all! My wife got WAY into it so I was essentially like "play through it with me and I'm just gonna ask you what to do A LOT" and it clicked!
Had I not done that I guarantee I would have skipped out on it.
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People are not prepared.
21.09.2025 12:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Ahh fuck it, I'm absolutely starting another playthrough of Baldurs Gate 3.
This time, a human Paladin!
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I love the follow on tweet because you can add it to the bottom of any statement and not be wrong. Bravo.
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That Anakin was bantha poodoo? Long run, yeah, spot on.
19.09.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3, the match-3 survival horror comedy RPG metroidvania you didn't know you needed, is OUT NOW on @xbox.com Series X|S. ๐ฆ๐
Jump into the matchroidvania that is "as delightful as the name implies" - @polygon.com
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(Seriously, if any of you have recommendations of their work I'd LOVE to dive in. I've never seen anyone so good at character work, explaining the rules, keeping the game going while adapting and letting the players have fun while keeping things on a track.)
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YouTube video by Dungeons & Dragons
Baldur's Gate 3 Cast Plays D&D Live | With Astarion, Karlach, Lae'zel and Wyll | Magic Con 2025
This is the BEST D&D playthrough I've seen! I love BG3 so that helps but I usually find it hard to connect with the actual play videos.
1) I would LOVE to see this story continue
2) I need to watch all of @aabria.bsky.social as a DM because they were SO good at it!
youtu.be/PBKOx9YmLi4?...
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Removing the second "Disney's" probably took A LOT of back and forth in various meetings.
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An image of the back of the PlayStation Value Pack box that has a screenshot from the game titled "Disney's Action Game Featuring Disney's Hercules TM"
The box for a game titled Disney's Action Game Featuring Hercules"
I was looking up the first PlayStation I got (the 1998 Value Pack) and while looking at the back of the box I saw advertised...
"Disney's Action Game Featuring Disney's Hercules TM"
"That can't be what it was called" I said but fuck me, it was! What a thrilling title to excite the mind of a child!
12.09.2025 09:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 is coming to @xbox.com Series X|S on September 17th! ๐ฆ
It's the match-3 survival horror comedy RPG metroidvania (a matchroidvania, if you will) you didn't know you needed.
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Press e-mails for CRDM1RR have gone out! If you are a press person or content creator and I have not given you a key, please let me know!
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Me: Oh God! OH NO!
Brain: Yeah, fucking hell, there's a lot in here isn't there? And it all just links together doesn't it!
Me: Fuck, what do I do??
Brain: Right, I'm off mate! Oh and don't forget the bin day changes. Don't remember when, could be today! Hah! Imagine! That bin is well full! Bye!
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If something bad happens in my day to day my brain has a great strategy to help.
Brain: Oh mate, yeah, this bill is unexpected, isn't it! Blimey, big n'all! Here, hang on, this'll help. I'll just go open the "things you're coping with but are ignoring to be able to function day to day" door!
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The Xbox 360 being able to save "invert Y axis" at the system level was lovely. You could stroll into any game fresh, and it'd be inverted for you already.
Was like being a little celeb. A little digital team going ahead with your rider and then you float by like this is just how the world is.
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I had no idea buying a console was a sound investment that would increase in value. The present sure is happening and all the time!
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Mate, that was just two! I have to scrub through at the end of all edits to make a thumbnail and it's like, every second drop, you are pulling an amazing face! New nickname, The Face?
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This is one of my favourite things that I've put together. Some very honest discussions about game development and ways we want to improve internally.
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It made you laugh, that's the _only_ reason I slid by. Since then, I have listened to some Nelson so we'd be FINE now.
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I managed to barely survive a similar situation by knowing that he was the man who signed Hank Hills guitar.
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I love how much that game can just shit on you. Wonderful.
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