Jim Trinca

"you're richie morgan huh? prove it"

"jings!"

"ok"

Will do man thanks for reaching out

Oh cool, their parents moved away a few years back so it's all different people there now but my mum is back in the old house! We visit every month or so, I'm only in Bristol

Oh no! I was horrible to you!!!! How are you doing!?

Yeah Morriston born and bred, left when I was 11

heavy is the head that forcefems the stalin

stank of piss and used a communal piece of sponge on a stick to wipe their arses. No wonder mediocre guys are obsessed with the Roman Empire

someone "like Richie" in some ways I suppose (long suffering Jim Trinca friend) @higgins.games

anyway, all the best

The entire bedrock of modern western civilisation is a bunch of guys who went about stealing land while stinking of pish. to fund their empire of pish.

Next time you read some wistful thing about how bold and charismatic a leader any of the caesars were, just remember that they would have been reeking of pish. Literally. Pishy breath. Pishy gear. Pishy hair.

"the romans gargled pish to clean their teeth" sounds like a Jim Trinca bit but I swear it's absolutely true

ever think about how much ancient Rome would have been absolutely humming of pish. They used it for cleaning, dyeing clothes, mouthwash, everything. They swore by it urine. They stood next to big boiling vats of it and went "bloody hell"

yeah

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🎵Transformers: Stupid shite for weans🎵

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Lovely to see the wee man getting into Transformers. His big sibling was like "you like cars right? Imagine cars were dudes" and he was like "Yeah. YEAH"

I'm scared Chris

I don't know anything about how polling works and I know even less about whatever the fuck it is the English electorate wants. It just feels like we're in a quantum state at the moment where either Reform have peaked and are on the decline, or they're destined for an unassailable majority

God I desperately hope the greens win the by-election, I feel like it's a real sliding doors moment this

Yes

Built for warfare, not poncing around giving speeches and having violin recitals

Any yous inty day'n big toleys

The size and width of the D is immense man

I have a lot of affection for it but fuck me man it controls like the wee guy is skidding around on shite

I'm playing through the remaster just now and even that feels, oof, oof

It's pretty cool how Megatron's usual origin story is that he's a raging trade unionist

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly