Jim Trinca

i enjoyed enterprise about as well as it can be (which is to say 'it was fine but needed more time in the oven') and i still genuinely think out of that whole cast, blalock was done dirtiest

I look forward to finding out how much RTD will absolutely fuck the ending

Holy shit, War between Arse and Balls is actually great so far?

what are you doing kate

Straight onto HR like

monster trucks are so cool man

the war between gland and pee

Buying cables online is a nightmare. Nothing indicates whether a connector is bidirectional or not, and people who write descriptions seem to think "input" and "output" are interchangeable words instead of...opposites

When people talk about “if you don’t vote Labour you’re splitting the left vote”

How is voting for Labour anything close to “Left” at this point. Look at this shit.

Honestly man I agree handhelds are too big now. Also there's no proper handheld games any more. Also the Switch and Switch 2 are the most horrid things to hold for a long time unless you buy third party grips

People who think anyone else getting any kind of concession for their circumstances is Special Treatment

This moan brought to you by having to sit and wait for some lone old guy in a massive jag to vacate a parent and child bay, like I know you don't want anyone to scratch your stupid boat of a car but come on man

I saw a Facebook thread about this the other week and it was full of pensioners gein it "WE DIDN'T NEED IT IN THE 90s I JUST PARKED AT THE BACK AND MADE MY KIDS WALK" ok Janet my son is 2 and I need room to get him out of a five point harness

The amount of folk who use the parent and child bays when they don't have a wean with them is just Britain in action man. No sense of collectivism unless it's to do with sharing misery and miserlyness.

"I'm massively Hollyoaks-cucked"

My wife is planning a big shite

It's such a weird flex when people go "I never Dock my Switch" "I haven't even plugged the Dock in!" ok man good for you I live in a house

Having a mare because my son is watching Batwheels and the numerous reflections in each shot don't have any depth of field blur applied to them even when what they're reflecting does, it's quietly doing my nut in

"My son's an editor" yeah most editors I know are artless morons as well

You did not watch Lawrence of Arabia on your fucking phone. Fuck off. Just fuck off.

when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.

I'm shorting one right now

The "you wouldn't download a car" meme generator but it says "you wouldn't short a baby"

Frank Sinatra’s first draft

An underrated part of why the AI discourse and hype feels so deranged is that some of us have object permanence and can recall things that happened within the last four years, while others appear to be playing make-believe games where nothing like this has ever happened before

my cat is snuggled up next to me on the couch and I simply want to smoosh my face into her winter coat

It burns when I pee pharmacy

So obviously it's dire that NHS has been running a campaign for a couple years that goes "we're really underresourced please god talk to a pharmacy first" but also I do really need those of you that don't live here to see one of the ads for it

I am watching Stargate SG1

Folk don't know they're fucking born these days, they just think everything is shit because of misery youtubers and getting old

Occurred to me recently that Obsidian are essentially doing what everyone seems to be mad at Bethesda for not doing: making smaller, more frequent games in a modern engine, focus on stories, granular role-playing, etc. Gamer response: "Ugh why can't you toss carrots like in Oblivion (2006)"