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They/He. Might seduce your dad type. Looking for people to connect with and have fun. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‰πŸ”ž ENM. DMs open πŸ“London

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It’s more like I am so scared about life so much more increasingly so, that my threshold for horror keeps going up and up, and I want something fictional, masterfully created to scare me, to shock my body out of the real life horrors. Horror has a profound response on my body.

12.08.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a big horror fan. Personally the appeal is there because of how fucked up real life is. I’d rather be scared by a fictional situation.

12.08.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also this article talking about body hair and gender identity, stated that hair shouldn’t be a signifier of any gender. We’re primates and we have hair. Period.

11.08.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The added struggle sometimes is body dysphoria. Being non-binary I don’t like it when my body is too masculine presenting, but the snarl line made me fall in love with the magic of my hair.

11.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀀

11.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: I love the impidinp line because they have magical hair. When puberty hit I was really struggling with body hair and I used to hate it so much, but now I love it x

11.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

☺️☺️☺️

11.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You + your fave PokΓ©mon πŸ©·πŸ’šπŸ–€

11.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking great πŸ”₯

11.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

β€œIf this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased β€” and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

10.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6386    πŸ” 4816    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 130

I admire how you go hands free in the end! How do you do it?

10.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NFR! Is one of my favourite albums of all time x

10.08.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made a playlist the other day called witchyshit and bartender was one of the first songs I added!

10.08.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to gently tell someone off last week, when they were doing that. Their response was β€œoh…okay…”

10.08.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

xoxo

09.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow

09.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All fair points. My go to emoji for flirting is 🀀

09.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to say something very inappropriate but maybe I’ll DM you instead 😘

09.08.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I’m from Cyprus, so technically I am eurotrash, so yeah 🀣

09.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maje that make sense please. You’d think train fares would be accessible, to allow people to travel more, hence spend more.

09.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning. Off to yoga πŸ¦‹

09.08.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beyond disgusted

08.08.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heartthrob

08.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are super cute

08.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And there were people I knew from work. I was so embarrassed. I bolted. At least we exchanged our dets.

08.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Met a cute Mexican artist at an art exhibition tonight. Long story short, we found ourselves grinding on each other in the next room that also acted as a dance floor. I was onboard, until he bit me at the back of the neck. Time and place stud.

08.08.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you very much ☺️

08.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to see you cry. How can I make you feel better?

08.08.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Black shorts and pink shoes

Black shorts and pink shoes

Only because you asked nicely 😊

08.08.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight I was told I looked β€˜cunt’ with my short shorts and pink converse shoes.

08.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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