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Ding! Ding!

05.12.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Faggy even

05.12.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Š

05.12.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜˜

05.12.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God bless Karen Walker.

05.12.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Middle-aged gay man showing off his freshly shorn temples, haircut, and realizing just how much silver has taken over on his head.

Middle-aged gay man showing off his freshly shorn temples, haircut, and realizing just how much silver has taken over on his head.

A gay gets a hair cut up in that tower, letting it down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there are six more weeks of winter. Or some other stolen line from a sitcom.

05.12.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 294    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same

05.12.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Atta boy

05.12.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, does anyone want to work today? I sure as shit have no desire.

05.12.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your dog learned from the best it appears.

05.12.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would be shocked if that footage doesn't exist. They're saving it for the reunion of one of the last episodes of the season.

04.12.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mr. simpson from the simpsons is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face ALT: mr. simpson from the simpsons is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face

My husband is completely enthralled by #RHOSLC. As the episode ended last night, โ€œWho knew to look for all of this in Utah?โ€

04.12.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I promise only to judge you in my mind.

04.12.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you kindly

03.12.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't either, so you get parens

03.12.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are no good corporations I hope that helps!

03.12.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No haircut here, but mine too.

03.12.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

44โ€™s been a great age, revel in that. Clearly, you have good musical taste.

03.12.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New hang-in-there poster just, er, well, dropped.

03.12.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VERY that.

03.12.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I just miss getting called upon in a meeting because I was distracted watching a squirrel steal a small pumpkin from our back steps? I sure did. And Iโ€™d do it again.

03.12.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Happy Birthday handsome.

03.12.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working on coffee now. So, almost.

03.12.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning, Jingle!

03.12.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same

03.12.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sure did. Thank you.

03.12.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, on my way, hereโ€™s hoping.

03.12.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bob 's burgers is being broadcasted on hulu ALT: bob 's burgers is being broadcasted on hulu
03.12.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜˜ In fact, at the midway point early in 20206.

03.12.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To age like Ben Kline would be so divine.

02.12.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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