john

this is probably one of the funniest things i've ever come up with but i dont think anyone i know is as dumb or insane as me to really get it

i think what the UK needs is to transition away from a constitutional monarchy and towards a more feudal khanate

do we reckon Lorde fucks with white boys with a little bit of autism and a lot of mental illness

dying of plague let this be my final will and testament:

fuck yuo..... fucking fuckers!!! Fcuk you!!!

some songs open.spotify.com/playlist/6T8...

winter depression hasn't been a thing for me for like 5 or 6 years so i've forgotten how to deal with it. perhaps I will become an alcoholic until Feb

kinda want to cause train delays by taking a nap on the tracks kinda want to go to some random small town in a central asian country and just run a corner shop

me explaining the members of Smiling Friends

how Larry Fink be moving to ensure all the women I'm romantically interested in move to the other side of the planet

gay sex is actually one of the manliest things a man can do tbh

We can not stress the importance of resisting this.

Share and sign this petition:

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"my hyper fixation is kuromi 🙈" mine is Burkina Faso. Shut The Fuck Up.

girls be like "I love talking about conspiracy theories!!" but then have no interest in the political posturing where china is making moves into african earth metals via farming equipment and buying debt from former warlords which will inevitably result in the collapse of the western market

discord down, dming my serial edater friend on tiktok to make sure they're okay

"AI gf" "AI wife" fuck right off please I was on that rule34 SHODAN shit before chatGPT was even a consideration

google chrome

I'm really glad Moises Arias is in Fallout cus every other thing I've seen him in has been utter dogshit and he is far better an actor than those projects deserved

you gotta make the most dogshit piece of garbage possible this time

does T4T mean tit for tat or am I in deep trouble

metal gear solid is awesome cus it already has two of my favourite things. Metal and Gear

chat it's peam

lost my 400 day streak on reddit whats the point anymore

3 bazillion gigabyte update for 12 year old game wtf

not 2 be that guy but my life genuinely Fucking Sucks due to ways no one can really empathise with

fuck you

if u invite me to your discord server and default notifications are set to all instead of only mentions I'm blowing ur house up

NO!!!!

if a 6'0 alt-emo baddie with big tits expressed any form of interest in me I would probably kill myself out of panic

IM SO FULL OF HATE AND ANGER GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR