The Angry Squirrel

So, Walmart is trying to use Dr. Seuss' The Grinch Who Stole Christmas to sell material goods. Talk about missing the forest for the trees.

Our Tech-Bro overlords can censor us until the cows come home.

Well, Republican Jesus, also known as the Antichrist, said to do that.

"There," not "their."

The land was originally part of Israel. Jordan forcefully captured and occupied it in their 1948 attack. Then they drove out the Jews and most of the Christians, some of whom had been their for millenia.

Also, Palestinians were second-class citizens in Jordan until around the Oslo Accords.

How about the Epstein Memorial Stadium?

How about the Epstein Memorial Stadium?

If ICE weren't acting like Nazi thugs, and if they were pursuing actual criminals, everyone would be behind them. Instead, ICE is attacking the country. There WILL be a reckoning.

I thought this was supposed to be a parody account.

And I freaked out over a seven-year car loan.

Even Nikki Haley warned us. But Harris laughed too much, plus never talked about her policy for left-handed Volvo drivers.

Well, maybe the Democrats are in too much disarray to cave right now.

We don't care because we can't blame the Jews for this.

Wow! Talk about idolatry!

Welcome to my life.

"I'm not asleep! I'm just resting my eyes! Sad!"

😵‍💫But our orange god-king IS the country, so all our money belongs to big daddy.😵‍💫

He is not dead,
He is sleeping.

Damn it to hell!

Justice was done in this case. Those was a vendetta against Dunn, and multiple juries saw this for what it was.

"Slippery slope" arguments are case-by-case, at best. The fallacy of absolutely accepting them is believing no one behaves rationally.

Nice buy-in to the reactionary master narrative. President Biden moved fucking mountains in days, but if media is just a propaganda machine, We, The People don't know about it. Democrats need to keep doing what they're doing and shout about it louder.

Hey, Rocky! How's Bullwinkle?

Maybe it's time to eat the rich.

Yeah, but the average employee only creates value for the company. The CEO is the "idea guy."

But non-CEO "idea guys" are being replaced by AI.

I seem to have lost the thread, here.😵‍💫

Adderall boy sounds like he's smoking crack.

Which is a nod to George Milton from Steinbeck's *Of Mice and Men*.

Stay away from Brad and Steve at all cost!

Somebody here has some really kinky fantasies. I mean, besides me.

I thought the Onion was a parody site.

Partially?

Every accusation is a confession. The Heritage Foundation and most reactionary "think tanks" do nothing but rationalize why the parasite class should suck even more marrow from the productive classes.