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I can't even .... Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures. Your life is not my business. Do not oppress, be happy, and live to be a hundred. I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.

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Yes, darn you!

11.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the National Guard can find and release the Epstein files?

#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein

11.08.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but waddabout the three times Bill Clinton flew on Epstein's private jet for foundation business? Of course, Epstein didn't accompany him, there were no underage girls, and there were Secret Service agents. But that's exactly the same!

11.08.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. But now the funding is probably being stolen for the bribe plane.

11.08.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bosom Buddies, Forever.

10.08.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not a big believer in the Book of Relevations, but Trump does a mighty fine impression of The Beast.

07.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You keep accusing us boomers for the housing, paycheck, and general suckiness of the economy for young people.

IT'S NOT US. IT'S THE OLIGARCHS SUCKING THE ECONOMY DRY.

Resentment is fine. Just aim better.

07.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How my dog categorizes our wild neighbors.

07.08.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Water.

06.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not true! He's a STUPID old fat man.

06.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I almost feel sorry for Trump's whelps. They never had a chance, between their pedo father and multiple stepmothers, ending with this one.

06.08.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA: Perfect!

06.08.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For a civil "offense?"

05.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«I thought women were brood maresπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«. "Host bodies" sounds creepy.

05.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«I thought women were brood maresπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«. "Host bodies" sounds creepy.

05.08.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shame on you, using a humanitarian tragedy to scam money from good people. Shame on you.

05.08.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great! We're going to blow the moon out of orbit, which will almost be as damaging to the world as President Pedo.

05.08.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait! The pedo who has lied every single time he has flapped his orangutan-anus lips lied about IVF?

I'm shocked.

05.08.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Democrats are "guilty" of a civil violation, not a criminal one. Ken "Three Indictments" Paxton is breaking the law, yet again.

04.08.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see their midterm slogan now: "Republicans: we break everything."

04.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘Lean into the friendship. It keeps the love strong when things get really tough.

04.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fat Wolverine strikes again! Well, strikes out again.

04.08.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is me with pizza. πŸ˜†

04.08.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are ignoring the well-documented fact that there have been Jews living in the land of Israel for 5000+ years. Despite the best efforts of the Romans, the Turks, the Arabs, and other conquerors.

Jews are the indigenous people of the land.

04.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, my 500-year-old generic went from $5/month to $17.92. One of us can't do math.

04.08.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even the supercomputers at CERN can count that high.

03.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure WaPo and the NY Times would consider him mainstream now.

03.08.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll drink to that. I think I'm going to have to.

03.08.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll drink to that.

03.08.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe our trading partners should just tell us to take a hike and cut off trade entirely.

03.08.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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