That Grey Dude

Just luck us - she was looking for pole pics

Don’t forget to add that to your cv!

Giving your physical appearance, I would say what a missed opportunity to dress up like Adam Groff from sex education

🪄🪄🪄“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”

Mismatch …

Which leg are we talking about?

🥲🥲

Awwwww. Even though we knew what’s coming, it still breaks my heart. Sleep well kitty. Dream of mice and everything nice. 🥲🥲🥲🥲

The George! - classic :)

I worry about the people around you. Genuinely…

a man in a white mask is standing in front of a door that has a sticker on it that says ' emergency ' ALT: a man in a white mask is standing in front of a door that has a sticker on it that says ' emergency '

While we waiting for that to happen ….

Hahaha

I don’t think that’s your size …

Rebel you!

Gurl - where is the print? You taking cold baths?

But according to the current administration- it’s why you have autism. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’d rather do other things …

You have to be gay to be subscribed. We’ll add you to the wait list. Thank you for your interest.

Following this tread for science …

The wizard will see them now…

Until it breaks down…

Sorry today is taken - try another day.

…to be in a fictitious relationship?

There is 35% Chance I might motorboat you if I see you in person …

🌰 <-🐿️

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!

Are you sure?

Is the old photo from last Tuesday?

Heartbreaking!! She looks so peaceful. Poor baby needs a good rest. She’ll be in kitty heaven chasing mice and living large. 🥲🥲🥲