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Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI

@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

To quote the Barenaked Ladies, this is where I used to live.

Prophecy With these works for accordion and orchestra, Ksenija Sidorova and Paavo Järvi pay tribute to the music of the Baltic countries: the Latvian and the Estonian, who have been collaborating for over 10 y...

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absolutely spellbinding new release today. RIYL telling the trifling irritants of this material plane to just take a hike because you’re gonna lock eyes with the cosmos for a while

TR-49: suspicious minds - MoeGamer Inkle's latest adventure, TR-49, is a story about the power of words, delivered through your interactions with a mysterious machine.

Wrote a thing about the excellent TR-49 by @inkle.co. Tried to keep things relatively spoiler-free, as this is a game best experienced knowing as little as possible going into it -- but it's also difficult to talk about without revealing a *few* things about it! moegamer.net/2026/02/01/t...

ICE agents shatter window, leave 1-month-old baby, mother in car after Portland arrest Video shows federal immigration agents leaving behind an infant and broken glass after detaining a Guinean immigrant with no known criminal history.

Video shows ICE leaving behind an infant and broken glass after arresting a man with no criminal history.
“There was a car seat in the back... There were broken glass shards all over it... There was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.”
My latest: www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February

"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March

"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks

The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:

- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE

YouTube video by Behind the Bastards The Bastard Who Executed The Top Nazis | BEHIND THE BASTARDS

You know who I like to think of? John C. Woods - an incompetent drunk who wanted WW2 army money but no WW2 army death, so volunteered as a hangman to avoid combat, botched a loooot of jobs until he made it to Nuremberg to botch some more jobs.
Made top Nazis suffer waaay more than required.

Anyway!

"today we remember that freedom is not free. we have to work at it, nurture it, protect it, and even sacrifice for it."

Nonviolence is, in fact, working. This administration is weaker than it was a year ago. More and more of the public is becoming galvanized against it; its agents are being impeded.

me, in a hotel on my day off, about 90 seconds after learning there’s a game called “labyrinth of the demon king”

I woke up with Rottweiler Blues stuck in my head. Truly we are back in a Zevon era.

This series of games (Cosmic Express, Sokobond Express, and now Spooky Express) will really tickle your noggin while being continually amusing and keeping the vibes immaculate. Basically anything by Draknek and Friends is guaranteed to be a really good time.

Never will forget this.

I will climb aboard by any means available however improbable and you will simply never see me again

Important Frog meeting at 6:58 this morning

Donate to Help Emily out of medical debt from endometriosis surgery, organized by Emily Cross * £5,000 goal * Hello, friends. Earlier this year, I und… Emily Cross needs your support for Help Emily out of medical debt from endometriosis surgery

I know you all have been asked for money countless times, but my friend the incomparable Emily Cross has been having a really rough medical time. If you are a fan of her bands @lomatheband.bsky.social or Cross Record and you can spare the money it would help her a lot.

Aw lookit this lil guy

The president and RFK have ended cancer research in the US. What have you done about that?

@superchunk.bsky.social "Detroit Has A Skyline" Bowery Ballroom NYC
"Played track 6, track 7, again and again
I had a crush
Nothing works out
Well, I had faith
You could not have known; don't even say it"

On the other hand the NYT is nearly fully in line with the Trump administration in most ways that matter while the Guardian is still reporting from reality land. Given the choice I am with the Guardian.

I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness.

The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.

So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net

Last week’s People Magazine with a full cover dedicated to Ozzy Osbourne and a comically tiny shot of Hulk Hogan in the corner.

Hogan denied main event status one last time

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Trump gets a lot of attention for being a con man but that clip of him talking about how Putin said he won the 2020 election reminds me that he is somehow simultaneously one of the world’s biggest suckers. An incredible combination.

Don't be Roger Waters.

This is shockingly awful but despite mostly not finding AI hallucinations funny it is undeniably kind of funny.

I mean, he didn't land on the moon, but he got to the moon twice, which is tied for the most with Gene Cernan and John Young.