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Again Bezos demonstrates that he’s got the spine of a wet saltine cracker. He’s a coward, a thief, and a traitor to our country. Pretty sure I pay more taxes than he does.

My first beehive! I’ve been beekeeping with my dad since 2007 but only got my own place a few years ago. Between two kids and a bunch of other yard projects, I just haven’t been able to get a hive set up until now. I planted a 100’ x 12’ wildflower meadow strip for them. More to come! #Beekeeping

“Hauling ass” and “dragging ass” are semi-literal equivalents but figurative opposites.

To be fair a lot of trash does float. I bet the driver does.

What a disgusting mouth breathing, bottom feeding catfish in human clothing. He’s a walking (barely) urinal cake.

Anyone else feel bad for the mosquitos in DC getting wasted after biting Hegseth?

It probably sounded like “Imunuh hook you upta uh polygiraffe” when he slurred it out though.

Fuck delta air lines. I’ve been sitting on a plane for 5 hours and haven’t left the ground. This was only a 4 hour flight: We’ve deplaned twice. Right when we were about to leave the second time, the pilots “realized” they would be going over on duty hours. Back to gate. Fuck delta air lines.

A confusing sign above a pair of double doors that appears to say, “Emergency Restrooms”.

Some serious shit must go down behind these doors.

several police cars are driving down a street and one has a license plate that says rx61 wbs ALT: several police cars are driving down a street and one has a license plate that says rx61 wbs

Just got back from Paris. Every time I heard a siren I thought Jason Bourne was in trouble.

The Staffers Helping Elon Musk Dismantle and Downsize the U.S. Government, One Agency at a Time Musk and his lieutenants are reshaping the government and its mission with the blessing of President Trump. ProPublica has confirmed the names and roles of more than 30 staffers affiliated with the…

#ICYMI: ProPublica has confirmed the names and roles of more than 30 Musk-affiliated staffers who are helping the world’s richest man dismantle or downsize federal agencies one by one.

I seriously feel for the factory workers that have to spend all day toiling away on making giant scrotums for giant dicks (the drivers) with no understanding of why.

We need to combine the feathers with some tar and go 1776 on their asses

a man in a striped sweater holds a pitchfork ALT: a man in a striped sweater holds a pitchfork

Cheryl Fucking Hines has ruined Curb Your Enthusiasm for me.

She and her brain worm addled husband deserve the suffering coming for us due to this kamikaze of HHS.

I’m sure they’ll keep a stash of antibiotics while we watch our quality of life plummet until we die of treatable illnesses.

Sister doesn’t realize she hasn’t stepped foot on an unhackable vehicle in years

Robert Habeck: Vizekanzler nennt Verhalten der US-Regierung "autoritär-revolutionär" Robert Habeck zeigt sich im ZEIT-Podcast "Alles gesagt?" wegen der Äußerungen von J.D. Vance äußerst besorgt. Die Lage erinnere ihn an "Feudalismus" und "Oligarchie".

Vice-Chancellor Robert Habeck after Vance: "That is not conservative, or what conservative once meant. That is authoritarian-revolutionary" and "a new form of technological money aristocracy."
Habeck bezeichnet US-Regierung als "autoritär-revolutionär"
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JD Vance Wants a Constitutional Crisis But what he *needs* is to bone up on the separation of powers.

"This is not a one-off; remember that Vance has been suggesting since at least 2021 that a re-elected Donald Trump should defy the courts. It’s unconscionable for any lawyer to do this, let alone a lawyer who is the vice president of the United States."

Misleading headline: the couchfucker’s owners want a constitutional crisis.

Vintage portrait of a woman wearing a dark sweater and a decorative brooch, featuring a neutral background.

15 February 1944 | A Polish woman Natalia Hiszpańska (b. 1904) perished in the Auschwitz camp hospital. She was an architect, a scout leader and a second lieutenant. She was engaged in resistance activities during the war.

In the camp from 25 August 1943. No. 55813.

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.

This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social could you let me know which vendor is most beneficial to you for me to buy ebooks and audiobooks of your work?

Thank you for sharing this! I’ve been trying to find a battle tested recipe for this and I’m excited to give this a try.

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A luxurious French classic with a creamy, velvety custard and a crisp caramelized sugar crust, perfect for an elegant dessert.

Crème Brûlée

Recipe follows

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It’s a fair question the kid posed. Who has the magat ever helped a day in his “life”?

A keyboard with two inexplicably worn off letters (A & S)

What am I doing that I’ve worn off these letters in just 7 months? Am I typing wrong?

This gave me a nice laugh to start the day! Solid advice either way.

Can’t imagine a better dish for a cold and rainy night like this one!

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The mark of a good Cottage Pie is its rich, meaty filling, thickened just enough to cradle a golden crust of buttery mashed potatoes.

Here’s this Yank’s take. I can already hear the collective groans—but it’s made with the utmost respect (and just a touch of irreverence).

Recipe follows

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Absolution cover with alligator.

It's awards season. Please consider nominating my novel Absolution in any of the following categories: 1--Persistent Use of Fuck, 2--Alligator!, 3--Cannibalism, 4--Use of the Semiotics of UN Base Structures Imposed on Foreign Landscapes, 5--Going For It, Hard.