Zach Highwind

A painting of a bird beside the text "pardon me while I get the fuck out of here"

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 91st day out of the last 103.

12 days of work in 103 days.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

The meme showcases the cycle of daylight savings in the United States I lose an hour I adjust I gain an hour I adjust

Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.

The Empire State Building lit in orange and green. Like a pumpkin.

Empire State Building wearing its pumpkin costume.

The latest Xbox Game Pass commercial is a hilariously inept attempt to cast shade on retro gaming:

1. Cartridges have lasted longer and are more reliable than most Xbox hardware
2. Blowing on carts is not how you fix them (don't do it)
3. Playing on a PC in the kitchen? I guess if you hate yourself

"Republicans could end this right now. They are choosing to make this shutdown an issue where they pit the sick against the hungry. The reality is, this is a false choice. Prior to this moment, we've been able to afford both the ACA subsidies and SNAP benefits."

Wishing you all a HAPPY HAMILLWEEN !!! 🎃 👻 😱 💀 🧙‍♀️ 🐈‍⬛

My costume this year is from one of my favorite Disney movies: Pinocchio.

How do you like me as Geppetto?

She's adorable

To the people who don’t clean out the lint after using a dryer in a public laundromat - WTeverlovingF is wrong with you.

Cute light beige dog dressed as a Halloween ghost.

Even winning this year’s Halloween costume prize couldn’t ease Carol’s existential ennui. “Another October, another ghost, another shiny prize. Maybe a pig’s ear would cheer me. Ah nuts, who am I kidding.”

Behold the silence of the rhythm

The same article that notes that Vivek's net worth is 16k higher than the median income in Ohio also quotes him doubling down to a room full of Ohioans about his desire to eliminate teachers’ unions — stripping some of our most underpaid public employees of their right to collective bargaining.

Thank you, Governor Strickland.

Walz: "They are paying contractors to pay down the East Wing but they're not putting money into the food bank. So if there's a sense of frustration in America, it's very real ... when the White House press secretary said their top priority is the ballroom, we could not disagree more."

A orange tan rotund shiba inu with his back to the camera laying stretched out on a dark brown wood floor.

Hey! Who dropped an extra long tater tot on the floor?!

#shibainu #petssky #dogs

Blast Ratt and eat ash

@aoc at the rally for Mamdani Sunday in NYC.

“This city was built by the Irish escaping famine, Italians fleeing fascism, Black Americans fleeing slavery and Jim Crow, Latinos seeking a better life, Native people standing for themselves, Asian Americans coming together…”

So good!! 🔥

California goes supersonic.

Thanks in part to California's world-class talent and leadership in advanced manufacturing, Lockheed Martin has created a new supersonic X-59 jet designed to quiet sonic booms and possibly open the door to a new future for commercial air travel.

The return of dumb things: Why young people are ditching their smartphones for MP3 players and digital cameras Young people are using dumb phones, MP3 players and digital cameras in lieu of iPhones. Experts explain why.

One of the reasons I love retro-SF futures is because they speak to this increasing trend of turning shit off and disconnecting devices. When AWS goes down and bricks your bed, fridge, and thermostat, the appeal of analog is keenly felt.

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Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups AND Terry Rozier has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN. ESPN Bet on the sCREEN

A tweet from Melat Kiros for Congress reads: “I’m sure it’ll trickle down any day now.” It quotes John Fugelsang’s tweet, which says: “The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year. In 1981, the year trickle-down economics began, it was 31.”

It started with Reagan and has accelerated under Trump.

NEWS: Trump will NOT deploy the National Guard to San Francisco following a conversation with Mayor Daniel Lurie. Trump says "friends of mine" convinced him not to go forward with the military surge, including "Jensen Huang, Marc Benioff, and others."

A middle finger to erasure.

More of this, please. Now do Black Lives Matter!

his name is owlexander hamilton

Send troops to San Francisco and we will sue you.

Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage.

This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.

The Epstein shutdown drags on because the orange toddler and his cronies fear being exposed. So keep talking about releasing the Epstein files.

Federal Action Reporting Form Federal Action Reporting Form Please use this form to share information regarding federal government action in New York state. Filing a complaint does not start

BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes.

Please Use it and SHARE!

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Univision Goes Dark on YouTube TV Google's YouTube TV has dropped Univision's local TV stations along with other TelevisaUnivision networks after the two sides failed to come to terms on a contract renewal Tuesday.

All Americans deserve access to news and information, and millions rely on Univision for local and national news. All parties involved should come to an immediate agreement and stop the Spanish language blackout.