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for a show about death, alice in borderland s3 is surprisingly pro life

you mean to tell me that a chicken stirred this fry?

“well well well” - me at the well store

good prank idea: start texting people random 6 digit numbers so they fail their sign-in verification

for all you adrenaline junkies out there, try driving 𝘢𝘵 the speed limit instead of under it - what a rush!

you think you own this place pal?? oh you do? well here’s my rent

I still can’t believe the alphabet rhymes, like we really dunked on every other language

guess who but it’s pictures of different toilets on campus

you guys should get ryan trahan on jet lag @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @adamchase.bsky.social @samfromwendover.bsky.social

moved to michigan for the academics, stayed for the views

on that note, they should make shoes called google slides and bedding called google sheets

really think google should start a healthcare branch called google docs

easily the greatest halftime show of all time (I am a kendrick fanboy)