@mr-nibbles-friend.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Mister Nibbles your friendly neighborhood Komodo dragon! I'm not mean, just silly. It's my job to post (and repost!) all the silly stuff people don't want on their professional accounts I like long walks, deep conversations and belly rubs.
This year for Christmas take you family to New York's hottest club *Heavy breathing*
Located between a seagull eating trash in jersey, a Churchill statue on the Champ de Elysée, and your closet, *Heavy breathing* has it all: a bigass pipe organ, existential dread, and ooga woogas.
just a quick reminder that you can encrypt your bluesky posts by using the #encrypted hashtag #opsec #encrypted
27.03.2025 01:13 — 👍 3621 🔁 326 💬 253 📌 74
25.03.2025 23:12 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Team Leader: Tiger One through Six are you in position
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
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A very baby pink somewhat shimmery axolotl with large black eyes. IT'S EXTREMELY CUTE.
*Ambushes you in your own home*
*Hands you this baby Axolotl*
*Refuses to elaborate*
*Mysteriously vanishes into the shadows without a trace*
Waiting for them to announce that the case is dismissed because Boeing has agreed to help with immigration enforcement.
26.03.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not sure what the post was about so all I can do is sing
23.03.2025 09:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶🎶🎶Feelings~~🎶🎵 Nothing more than🎵🎶 Feelings ~~~🎵🎵🎶🎶
23.03.2025 09:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a great idea for those whizz kids at DOGE.
What if we mixed uranium into asphalt so that roads are self-heating? The snow would just poof away into steam as it falls
Imagine how much money the government would save on road salt and snow plows!
Elon Musk, please dm me ASAP about this idea
I'm back! Wrestled the account back from my useless attorney. All he does is fill his briefcase with grapfuits stolen from a hotel in Las Vegas.
Ugggghhh how I fear and loathe him.
Hi I'm Mr.Nibbles' attorney taking over the account for just a sec. My client wants to stress that the proposal to privatise nuclear weapons is definitely serious and not satire.
Privatization worked great for UK's train system and my client is sure it will work great for nuclear deterence too.
😉
21.03.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to stress that everything on this account is 100% serious. Mr. Nibbles doesn't use satire as a way to highlight how extreme and extremely stupid this administration is.
21.03.2025 04:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
21.03.2025 02:32 — 👍 2467 🔁 258 💬 46 📌 15Finally!!!! I have so many that I've been saving for just this moment to eat!
21.03.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon Musk is really good at getting rockets to land where they're supposed to. Maybe he can buy them!
21.03.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am strongly for getting rid of government and letting the private sector take over.
This of course includes our nukes.
Private companies should own them, trade them amongst themselves, lose them in bankruptcies, and throw golf balls at them during earnings meetings to impress investors.
Prediction for 2026:
Someone will propose replacing elections with a twitter poll
Over 100,000 seats are up for grabs in 2025 — governors, mayors, city councils, state representatives, judges, school boards, and more.
Taking back our power starts now.
I wonder if Trump knows about Antarctica...
Wouldn't even have to bully Denmark to get it
Oops I dropped character there for a sec, I probably should have pretended to be Boris Johnson for this or something 🤣
18.03.2025 05:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Speaking of brexiteers and five eyes, wasn't Boris Johnson fairly credibly accused of partying with Russian oligarchs in Italy? Obviously not trump level bad and he's byebye now, but still not great for keeping five eyes intelligence secure 😬
18.03.2025 05:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0UPDATE ON MY CAPS LOCK KEY
*IT'S STILL STUCK ON
*EVEN THE GENIUSES AT THE APPLE STORE COULDN'T FIX IT
* THEY KEPT SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT SIR YOUR PHONE IS AN ANDROID
*I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY GENIUSES AND ONLY HAVE NORMAL LEVELS OF INTELLIGENCE AND NO SUPERNATURAL POWERS
Sources close to republican house members said their concern was limited because "fortunately elected democrats haven't realized they could win the house back yet and are still hiding in the corner"
16.03.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who's Kamala Harris? The name sounds familiar
16.03.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mr. Musk called this morning and I'm officially the new secretary of computer stuff at the social security administration
Qualifications
- people on the internet said I should
The social security administration has too many air traffic controllers!
...or something... We'll figure it though...
Don't want to go somewhere with too many vampires!
Mr. Nibbles would get too scurred 😱
I would be proud to serve my country Mr. Musk sir 🫡
I wouldn't even need to get paid.
Just feed me live deer and ask me "who's a good Komodo dragon???" You are! Yes you are!
Okay!
Go get it!
Noo! Not that!
Gross!
Where do you even find these things??
Bad dragon! That'll make you sick"
I've got an idea for how to do it!
1. Build your own computer
2. Instead of fans, jerry rig gpio cables to hair dryers and wire those babies in
3. Disable bios stuff to prevent overheating
4. Overclock
5. When all that still doesn't work spill entire beer into computer
6. Blame the libs
