The Massage Witch

The phrase Lawfully Wedded Husband implies the existence of Naturally Wedded Husbands and Chaotically Wedded Husbands
>:)

Enjoying washing the “blood” out of my hair in the shower
(re-doing my roots)

One of my partners made me a cocktail he called a Marmamade With Love (also I'm finally reading the ethical slut)

Got to see Sea Buckthorn over the weekend. Can't stress how much this plant looks like it's in greyscale

Boy friend made me these decadent slutty juicy burgers 🤤💕

Been making a lot more of these Slaanesh doggos for a silly project that has taken over my mind

I feel this way about the transphobic women that tear into trans women's appearances. Very woman's pecking order behaviour and not how men are treated. Like high-school cheerleader cruelty

The lone surviving murder/cannibal black cricket in their new forever home 😅

After having bought the wrong crickets once I can now say;
- brown crickets = little babies that grow up to be sweet wee singers
- black crickets = cannibal horror critters that smell bad and grow up to kill one-another

Started Piranesi 😎

Tried to get a pic of my guinea pig sleeping, only for him to assume I have food 😅

Had a passion fruit martini 😋 (actually had two 🥂)

Window boxes are starting to look nice 😊

The sedums that grow wild on my roof are flowering 😮

Saw multiple ladybirds today. Must be the time of year

Committed to trying to either selling my d&d models or using them more to justify keeping them. And now here I am hand drawing inch grids on a3 sheets of paper again 😑

Fun Fact
The Cabinet of Caligari and the Castle of Cagliostro are actually different films. I just get them mixed up

We're going with silly nails today

Fox and Cubs (the wild flower) Never seen so many in one place 😮🧡

Finished up some Infinity models for one of my BFs 😊🖌️🎨 #infinitygame #panoceania

Scratch built giant maggot looks even better with the gloss varnish

Made breakfast rolls for on of my BFs ❤️

Tried my hand at scratch building a model for D&D (more to prove to myself I could than anything else)

My nails look delicious 🤤

Did a little spell candle work recently #witchsky

Amazing 😂

So planning a holiday where I want to catch up on so much painting (expect pics over the coming week) but instead I am ill (headaches and cough)

Trying my level best to balance doing work on little projects and having naps when I feel overwhelmed. Can't stand doing nothing but need to rest