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What it’s like to be married to me:

HAHAHAHAHA

Decisions were made here lol

No, I don't want to 'Get started with AI'
I don't want to 'Summarize this meeting with AI'
I'm not clicking on your 'Try our new AI assistant'

Anyone and everyone with a brain is disgusted by AI, and I need all corporations to understand that 😡 #Ai

Cardboard box on a rock in a garden that says free plums & propaganda. Inside the box are French plums and postcards by Marc Fischer that say Losers Attack Our Libraries, Fight for Librarians

Free plums and propaganda.

Another day I outlived Ronald Reagan.

That’s at least one check in the positive column.

Is a lobotomy considered a tax write-off, or… ?

Morning coffee is just day drinking. Hitting those espresso shots during every Teams meeting like I’m hoping there’s no tomorrow ☕️

snow white is in a cell with the words " me in my padded cell " ALT: snow white is in a cell with the words " me in my padded cell "

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Screenshot of BS or Twitter posts reposted on Instagram: 990 likes #Social #SocialMedia

It's funny (?) but such a large portion of D&D questions I get are actually just interpersonal questions about how to communicate your preferences to your friends, how to set boundaries with your friends, and what to do when those boundaries are crossed. 🧵

Here, here 🥂

What’s nice about having an avoidant attachment style is that you can just run away from everything, good and bad, and I just think that’s really special 😌💃 #attachmentstyles #letsrunawaynow #irishgoodbye

five years Happy five years, everyone.

Wonderful piece and anniversary post from @gingerhaze.bsky.social
#SheRa will always hold a special place in my heart: www.imfineimfine.com/p/five-years

How 3M Discovered, Then Concealed, the Dangers of Forever Chemicals The company found its own toxic compounds in human blood—and kept selling them.

How did 3M’s “forever chemicals” end up in all of us? Sharon Lerner reports the inside story of the corporate scientists who discovered—then helped to conceal—the dangers of its chemicals.

Co-working 💅🐱

My friends are MASSIVELY talented @emilygreymoore.bsky.social

SO COOL 🤩

But yeah, the alignment and font are NOT great😅

His books are so profound 🥹

Me to my wife: “Did you have a mango?”
My wife playing COD: “I have a flashbang!” 🫠🥭

Not calling a dark parking lot a 'darking lot' is a missed opportunity, and therefore I will be petitioning for it✊

We shouldn't need a Black Women’s Equal Pay Day, but here we are. Still underpaid. Still undervalued.

66 cents on the dollar means we lose thousands every year, for doing the same job.

Over a lifetime? That’s hundreds of thousands gone.

Pay Black women. Period.

The em dash is HIGH LITERATURE. I am aghast at them coming for the em dash as an AI giveaway. Pry it from poets & fiction writers who write sentence-long paragraphs' dead hands!

Me: “I’m excited for our future together” 🥰
My wife: ✨BELCHES✨

Wtf that's so butts?!? What's going on with them?

And absolutely. He has more than enough to spare 😅

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

I truly have no idea. The man is a mystery at best. Can you not order them online?!

Tell me your best friend is impulsively fey without telling me your best friend is impulsively fey