Skol Squatch

Nobody has ever cooked harder than when Greg Olsen said “JUST THROW THE BALL TO CJ HAM!”

This Carson Wentz thing has gotta stop

He was so bad 😭

I wish I didn’t hate the dodgers so much. Six scoreless innings and three homers in one game is fucking insane.

Going back and watching Max Brosmer preseason highlights just to feel something

I love the way Baker Mayfield plays.

Dr Evil ass stats

That trade never made sense to me. We were already pretty thin at corner

Lmao

The Jets had -10 yards of passing offense for an entire game. Good lord.

Max Brosmer time

Max Brosmer and Tom Brady both wear number 12

Harrison Phillips matters.

Vikings publicly owned them twice last year if we’re keeping track.

I love JJ McCarthy so much 🥹. From an awesome Kevin Seifert article at ESPN

If the Vikings sign Mike Hilton and Stephon Gilmore I wouldn’t be mad. I think that would make us the oldest defense of all time, but probably better than the guys we have now.

The one thing I was kind of hanging on with the Vikings CB room is that if we got one injury then Blackmon would probably be able to step in and be serviceable. They literally don’t have a playable backup nickel on the roster.

Tavierre Thomas szn?

Fucking hell

The Andrew Booth return gonna hit like crack

The year is 2035, Sam Howell has been traded for the 13th year in a row for a Burger King Croissanwich and a case of Milwaukee Ice

Kwesi got an extra 5th for Howell?

Masterclass

In Josh Metellus, Minnesota Vikings’ shape-shifting defense has unearthed a star  

Jourdan Rodrigue writing an article about the Vikings? HELL yes

www.nytimes.com/athletic/655...

Dbacks beat writers: This run over the last few games is reminiscent of the dbacks World Series run in 2023 👀

Dbacks: immediately lose three of four to the rockies

Ballplayer

It’s a skill 😂

Mood

I know just the guy to help build it

Ah I was talking about Hoffman. Grichuk is a solid bat against Lefties. Not really an everyday player anymore but can form a decent platoon

Is he any good? Looks to have decent numbers in the minors after converting to relief

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit