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@thejeanmartha.bsky.social

Agent/Author/Swamp Witch

70 Followers  |  40 Following  |  120 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.5421

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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

03.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 26081    πŸ” 6640    πŸ’¬ 481    πŸ“Œ 155

I think she’s in Paris now. No word on Tom yet.

05.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did the work today but had to take a few breaks because :::gestures widely:::

08.09.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

08.09.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 54366    πŸ” 9464    πŸ’¬ 975    πŸ“Œ 546

The psychics said he’d be gone by late August. It’s 9/1. *sigh*

01.09.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The EV tax credit ends soon β€” but there's a little bit of wiggle room for car buyers A federal EV tax credit worth up to $7,500 ends Sept. 30. But the IRS has just clarified that shoppers don't need to actually have the keys in hand by the deadline to get the credit.

A federal EV tax credit worth up to $7,500 ends Sept. 30. But the IRS has just clarified that shoppers don't need to actually have the keys in hand by the deadline to get the credit.

30.08.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Republicans and union-busting brands will post β€œHappy #LaborDay,” knowing damn well that they were the types of people Labor fought against to bring us:

- minimum wages
- overtime pay
- 8 hr workday and a 40 hr week
- end to child labor
- workplace safety

Support unions.

30.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

long weekend at bernie's

30.08.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5459    πŸ” 507    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 26
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Well, isn’t this exactly what you’d expect. Maurene Comey, the Manhattan federal prosecutor who helped lead the criminal cases against Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, was abruptly fired today by the Trump administration.

17.07.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3980    πŸ” 962    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 63

A win! The Senate has agreed to restore roughly $400 million in funding for PEPFAR, the landmark HIV/AIDS program launched under President Bush that’s credited with saving millions of lives around the world. Keep speaking up, it makes a difference.

15.07.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 14334    πŸ” 2911    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 102

Can somebody please just do it?

15.07.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at the garage getting new pads & rotors and lemme assure you, the tariffs are already an issue and not just because of price. Importers have pulled back on stocking OEM and aftermarket parts.

15.07.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prime Day is such a scam. I bought a bidet a few months ago. It’s now *checks notes* ONE CENT cheaper but listed as 24% off.

10.07.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Laura Loomerβ€˜s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

Laura Loomerβ€˜s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

02.07.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 39033    πŸ” 14069    πŸ’¬ 3383    πŸ“Œ 2747

What an absolute douche nozzle. I said what I said.

16.06.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜† I added DC to my weather tracker yesterday.

14.06.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.

You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.

Get your lies straight.

10.06.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 29776    πŸ” 9614    πŸ’¬ 724    πŸ“Œ 398

Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.

The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.

Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.

07.06.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 25119    πŸ” 8390    πŸ’¬ 347    πŸ“Œ 251
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β€œIt’s just a distractio-β€œ

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US HAVE A NICE DAY FOR ONCE

05.06.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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two men are talking in front of a coffee shop ALT: two men are talking in front of a coffee shop

If we really want to get a duo back together, please let it be Hall & Oates. #bromance #divorce #yachtrockmebaby

06.06.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since June is Pride month and I’ll be open to submissions the first 10 days, I want to be extra clear that I always love getting queries from LGBTQIA+ writers and illustrators. #MSWL

31.05.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
There is one place, however, where Musk, with the help of his minions, achieved his goals. He did indeed shred U.S.A.I.D. Though a rump operation is now operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.

There is one place, however, where Musk, with the help of his minions, achieved his goals. He did indeed shred U.S.A.I.D. Though a rump operation is now operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

30.05.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 40052    πŸ” 13937    πŸ’¬ 1277    πŸ“Œ 823

Tom Homan, one of the top officials behind the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown, is facing questions after it was revealed he was paid by a private prison company that stands to profit from the government’s detention policies.

27.05.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5632    πŸ” 1728    πŸ’¬ 317    πŸ“Œ 154
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β€œAbolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is β€œprosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

09.05.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 45034    πŸ” 10180    πŸ’¬ 1408    πŸ“Œ 710

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