Dana

The pizzas are fine, what a relief!

Something just got dropped in the kitchen! :o

I can't tell if this is the real trailer or one of those fake AI trailers.

The Batman armor from the coming Odyssey film. It looks like black plastic with cut out eye peices, like Batman's cowl only sporting a black crest like a Greek helmet.

This reconstructed bronze age Mycenaean armor is basically a tube made of metal bands that completely enclose the hips and a kind of shapless bronze torso piece. A high bronze turtleneck covers most of the face. It comes with a conical helmet made of boar tusks.

My problem with this Ancient Geek Batman helmet is that it's not outrageous enough, authentic Greek Bronze Age armour was ridiculous in the best possible way.

Tha piotsa blasta!

My mocha turned out really well, today is a good day after all!

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

And listen to goth music

Work is boring, time to drink a mocha!

I've already achieved a lot this year: Earlier I noticed the TV volume was at 31, but it sounded fine so I just left it.

I love YOU! 🥰🥰😍💋💋💋

Cocksure implies the existence of henambivalent.

If we truly couldn’t change sex, they wouldn’t be trying so fucking hard to stop us, would they

I was just on autoplilot. I set a goal and put negative effort into recording my progress, lol

Doing a great job of getting through the day without coffee, only to realize I actually drank two cups of coffee without even noticing!

if you ever think "should i get a coffee?" the answer is yes. its always yes. there is never a bad day, time, or place for a coffee. God made those little black beans to be made into a drinkable slurry, now drink up!

Did I put on my They Live glasses by mistake today, or are For Women Scotland just marching with signs that say "Obey"?

Good morning!

It's not stranger than fiction. This is the plot of Highlander fucking 2.

I had a dream that I was on Family Feud and the category was "Things you have that you wouldn't expect someone else to have." I panicked and said. "My skeleton."

The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."

That's me! 🥰🥰🥰

There's a clod of weird brown stuff on my Presbyterian book. I feel like I just experienced the polar opposite of a Eucharistic miracle.

I'm suffering from post-viral depression today. It's like a first level boss coming back as a regular enemy.

Maybe it's the "milk" in there but I just find this name disturbing.

Thanks! 🥰

The rapture van was just here to collect me, but I hid until they left. It was clever to disguise it as a Royal Mail van but I wasn't fooled.

I'd watch that!

This poster is for The Transporter.

This poster is for The Mechanic starring Jason Statham.

This film is called The Beekeeper and Jason Statham is in it.

This one is just called A Working Man, he has a big hammer which maybe is a clue as to what he works as? I'm guessing bell ringer?

I guess we couldn't think of any other job titles to name Jason Statham films after

Thanks!

I can live with that though, I'm ready to come back