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@mikem.bsky.social

born at night, but not last night days since dropping the f-bomb: 0 the world is a vampire

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Night at the museum 5: save the Smithsonian - where they break in and start shuttling artifacts to a secret location to save HISTORY

14.08.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway this is just an idle theory i have but i think reagan's 1984 landslide and Bush's 1988 repeat convinced a lot of conservatives of the time that they had won politics and that they were the natural governing party of the united states, and those who remain have not let go of the fantasy

13.08.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1746    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

Iโ€™m really struggling with the norms of polite debate when it comes to people who want to force me and my friends and communities into religious, cultural, or ethnic belief systems that have no claim to our allegiance.

13.08.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 445    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It would be hilarious if the gop fails in TX and CA succeeds.

13.08.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send him a fucking invoice. Part + markup + $125/hr

13.08.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ordered my parts from Grainger, we have like 5 in my area of DFW.

12.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAmid reams of anecdotal and statistical evidence that men are less mature, less educated, and less emotionally available than their female counterparts, straight women have despaired at their options. โ€œ

Yes, men donโ€™t mature until at least 35.

12.08.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just canโ€™t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.

11.08.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12394    ๐Ÿ” 2507    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 405    ๐Ÿ“Œ 211

The redistricting fight is so grim in part because it's one of the few parts of their agenda that they didn't outline in Project 2025. I knew most of the rest of the stuff was going to happen but they really just are declaring total war against representative democracy.

12.08.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 385    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Elissa Slotkin arguing in a post on X to end the presidential pardon.

Elissa Slotkin arguing in a post on X to end the presidential pardon.

A moment of appreciation for Democrats who -- in this moment of Jim Crow policing -- are just doubling down on making the criminal system MORE harsh.

11.08.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Governors Can Not Remove Elected Legislators. Period. A democracy must have an independent legislature. Only voters elect and unelect representatives.

History and Article IVโ€™s Guarantee Clause makes clear that a stateโ€™s governor cannot remove members of the legislature. No governor has ever claimed such power. It runs against the full history of Texas and American democracy as a whole.

open.substack.com/pub/democrac...

11.08.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8968    ๐Ÿ” 3551    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 304    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163

Haha Parenthood

10.08.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“Œ

10.08.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She paid a shit ton of fees. Looks like fee churn to me.

10.08.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "Youโ€™re a menswear writer. You donโ€™t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about โ€œmenโ€™s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "Youโ€™re a menswear writer. You donโ€™t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about โ€œmenโ€™s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

04.08.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35698    ๐Ÿ” 3907    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 856    ๐Ÿ“Œ 482
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LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member.

RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.

09.08.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22605    ๐Ÿ” 9074    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 455    ๐Ÿ“Œ 355

Sooo close! The real answer is Scott Bakula in a Quantum Leap reboot.

08.08.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hot damn best response yet

06.08.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1983    ๐Ÿ” 561    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.

06.08.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27490    ๐Ÿ” 9660    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 154
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Samsung delays $44 billion Texas chip fab โ€” sources say completion halted because 'there are no customers' Samsung needs chip buyers for it to start running its Texas chip fab.

Heh, though I did read they signed a contract with tezla

www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

07.08.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bobcat side profile, looking left, up close and personal to the camera.

Bobcat side profile, looking left, up close and personal to the camera.

Trail cam photo

07.08.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha

07.08.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

horrors

06.08.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When AI wave kicked off, my company was looking at a particular product that analyzed purchasing data.
I told the management team that the same thing could be accomplished with a โ€œreally good reportโ€.

04.08.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct, but also, he hasnโ€™t allowed the seat left in Houston to be filled. Guessing he would repeat this here too.

04.08.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obama also set Fed loan rates at 6%, with the Fed Funds rate at near 0%, so heโ€™s responsible for all the student loan debt too. At any point he could have pegged that FFR + 2%.

04.08.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thunderstorm at 345am sounds like a war zone outside. Need to be up in 3 hoursโ€ฆmight need to just stay up ๐Ÿฅบ

04.08.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they wanna play the โ€œunfair representation to cement their control of the legislature gameโ€ you have no choice but to actually play it. And, boy, I donโ€™t think the GOP is gonna like what happens if the Dems actually start to play their game.

04.08.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

bsky.app/profile/lowr...

04.08.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Texas House Democrats flee the state in bid to block GOPโ€™s proposed congressional map The lawmakersโ€™ absence means the lower chamber wonโ€™t have enough members present to function, stalling passage of a draft map Democrats have condemned as a political power grab.

www.texastribune.org/2025/08/03/t...

03.08.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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