lynds 🎀

i am officially alarmed. 1st house profection year + entering the age of aquarius with her aqua venus ass. 12th album wrapped a full zodiac cycle & she's coming back around? the karma of it all 😭

on this episode of adventures in co-parenting my teenage cousins:

13 yo & 15 y/o woke up and immediately without even one second of delay, both turned on their gaming consoles to play fortnite. like straight from bed.

in non-taylor related news, my cousin is big into hockey so i'm being forced to get back into the sabres (which means pain and suffering) so today i get to experience the full range of buffalo sports whiplash with a sabres game at noon & a bills game at 7:15. one buffalo amirite

i personally relate to cancelled bc i have also brought a tiny violin to a knife fight (aka tried to defend myself but got too emotional against folks determined to bleed me out)

listen i rag on trav all of the time for a multitude of reasons, all valid, but if nothing else i truly do think they're best friends which makes them perfect to break the blender. the kind of implicit trust & devotion required to do it is nothing to shake my head at. that counts for a hell of a lot

lmao my air sign ass is haunted by fire signs. every significant person in my life has at least 1 fire sign in their big 3. i am meant to never know peace

the bookends of it all

miss americana 🤝 the end of an era

y'all i took a benadryl to sleep last night so i was hazy this morning & let me tell you i SHOT out of bed when i opened bsky like someone lit a firecracker under my ass

not to mention she was wearing a black jersey ☠️ a funeral or an onyx night?

yes 😂

man as a failed lover era coming out truther, the parallels here are making me emo.

Benji being featured in the trailer is def a choice. 🥰

so glad i'm not working today i don't think i could even make an attempt to be productive if i had to be

got the gaylor zoomies so bad i have to go sing & shake my ass to TLOAS in the shower

taylor is an aquarius venus it is her time

you guys i'm overwhelmed again 😭 we keep getting it right & i keep waiting for the gotcha

tjejxjwjd wait so 12/12.....the day before her birthday? taylor swift gay at 36

the promo ends with her getting into the bathtub? oh i'm so sure

wait call me cassandra because ITS BOTH.

🙏 that's me high fiving myself for always clowning for the doc

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CHAT I AM NOT OKAY

this season i mean

she's so pretty & i'm so glad the first time she's seem publically at a game is with a female basketball player. so hetero 💅✌️

caitlin & tay.

gay.

tfw ur pluto trines their sun, moon, mercury, and jupiter AND cojuncts their saturn 🫠🫠🫠

not to worry everyone i read about plane crashes til i fell back to sleep at 4:30am

my bet/hope is its the eras tour with the TTPD performance OR the doc.

my cousins just showed me the nutter butter tiktok & i feel as though i have entered another dimension. corporations personifying their products is a scary fucking reality i want out of

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