My son doesnโt eat fish. Any alternative? Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.
09.08.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 17705 ๐ 2280 ๐ฌ 304 ๐ 103@rumpythebrave.bsky.social
I sound cooler than I am ๐ธ ASU bio post bac Circus artist
My son doesnโt eat fish. Any alternative? Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.
09.08.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 17705 ๐ 2280 ๐ฌ 304 ๐ 103Tim Apple sure is disappointing
06.08.2025 23:35 โ ๐ 123 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 2A chance of sidewalk with a green-membraned eukaryotic cell with organelles including , but not limited to: a blue mitochondria, a purple nucleus, pink rough endoplasmic reticulum, an orange Golgi apparatus etc there are some toes (of the photographer) at the bottom of the frame
But first, let me take a #cellfie
07.08.2025 04:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A mug on sale somewhere in America that says The Future Isโฆ and then the price tag is immediately below and says reduced for quick sale, two dollars.
Slightly damaged, no returns, several billion careless ownersโฆ
04.08.2025 06:49 โ ๐ 1268 ๐ 169 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 16I canโt get enough of these twoโฆ ๐ฅฐ
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United Farm Workers President Teresa Romero -
Two years ago, we invited all 100 senators to work in the fields. Only two of them accepted: Alex Padilla and Cory Booker.
Perspective is, you are sitting at a table, across from the most handsome orange, thick boi cat. He has a somewhat serious look on his face, but clearly nothing is going on behind those eyes. But it must be emphasized, he is just so handsome.
"Welcome to Metrics Monday. My name is Chicken Nugget. I would like to look at some number with you all..."
(Number of biscuits in my bowl)
Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under todayโs deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West." Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about. In fact I know you do." Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."
lol
28.07.2025 01:46 โ ๐ 48159 ๐ 8505 ๐ฌ 743 ๐ 455She says to herself after she the fact.
28.07.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0At Mom's.
Posie says hi!
While the president uses Harvard as his latest distraction to avoid releasing the Epstein list Joyful Warriors of Scotland are ready to give Donald Trump the warm and friendly welcome he deserves. ๐คญ
25.07.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 723 ๐ 202 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 14HAPPY WORLD BRAIN DAY! From someone in desperate need of one
22.07.2025 14:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0official petition to ESA/NASA to name it Lydia
22.07.2025 08:38 โ ๐ 345 ๐ 71 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 2This is so freaking adorableโฆ. ๐ซ
Snugglesโฆ ๐ฅฐ
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Be Kind.
Be the reason someone believes in the goodness of the world.
op: ashrafity (via IG)
This is genuinely the news every day
14.07.2025 21:10 โ ๐ 10583 ๐ 2160 ๐ฌ 39 ๐ 26They're not even bothering to pretend at this point.
#historysky #skystorians #lawsky #propaganda #fascism
Truly and clinically.. all the hallmarks of a mass formation psychosis - a contagion
medium.com/@iamslovegro...
Now, look here, Donald. I was born during the Great Depression. The tariffs had already happened. And it was over by the time I was five. This is all false.
10.07.2025 16:37 โ ๐ 3471 ๐ 719 ๐ฌ 352 ๐ 65On a blonde with table sits two mugs. In the foreground a small white enamel mug and in the background eats all black ceramic bug. On the small white mug is a picture of a soup pot with a little annoyed cat sitting in it with fluid and vegetables. It is of our cat named Puddle Cat so, it says "this is my Stu-pud mug" and the other is a very derpy, almost like ditto from pokรฉmon, drawing of a white cat and under it says, "Fork me" but explicit.
I have more custom mugs (my own drawings) of my cat. (Gifted) There is a third, not pictured. I love life. #adventuresofpuddlecat
11.07.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.
Will we listen to his words today?
A small, colorful bird with a striking crest of long, curved feathers stands perched on a green plant stem. Its chest is speckled with orange and white, while the face and throat are iridescent green and black. The background is a soft blur of green foliage.
Black-crested Coquette in the rain at @tapirvalley.bsky.social
#birds #nature #hummingbirds #costarica
If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets ๐๐
07.07.2025 23:24 โ ๐ 16099 ๐ 2620 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 437@svdate.bsky.social
05.07.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 22396 ๐ 7902 ๐ฌ 2041 ๐ 501This year it feels more like the Farce of July.
04.07.2025 18:16 โ ๐ 21728 ๐ 4227 ๐ฌ 586 ๐ 143Have some more enthusiastic Vincent Price food creations
07.06.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. ๐
03.07.2025 12:45 โ ๐ 23105 ๐ 4106 ๐ฌ 381 ๐ 379You didn't need a video of a happy armadillo playing in a sprinkler, but here you go #bluesky ... โบ๏ธ
03.07.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 13607 ๐ 2115 ๐ฌ 411 ๐ 195What the actual hell?! A close Trump advisor and MAGA figure just posted, โAlligator lives matter. The good news is alligators are guaranteed 65 million meals if we get started now.โ This is disgusting, itโs genocidal language. Dehumanizing, dangerous, and unacceptable. How is this even real life?
02.07.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 5907 ๐ 1373 ๐ฌ 421 ๐ 112