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15cm Izzy doll dressed as a Christmas tree, 10cm Ed and Stede dressed in festive clothes, and a crocheted capybara with a Santa hat and a string of yarn lights around it.

🎶O Izzmas tree
O Izzmas tree
Your tits are quite a plenty🎵

Happy Holidays from Izzy, Stede, and Ed, and special guest, the Christmas Capy. ❤️💚

Love Actually doorstep scene. Man holds up a card saying “TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT”

Hit Romcom Our Flag Means Death - utter perfection

if it makes you feel any better, my dad (who adopted me and is only 18 years older than me) is only 41 and i’m going to be acutely aware of almost every celebrity crush i’ll ever have being older than him for the rest of my life

Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.

crazy that i wasn’t able to practice flute at home for the four years i was in band out of self consciousness but i have no problem giving the other tenants at my client’s apartment building a free rendition of every christmas song done poorly

i don’t want to lose it in the chaos of buying a new car and then immediately getting into an accident but i got called sir over the phone yesterday and it’s the thin thread i’m clinging to

can't bleed out if all your blood is safely in your dick 🥰🥰🥰

A drawing of a nalgene water bottle that is full of water, with Ultraman kaiju Gubila, Guesra, and Eleking swimming inside of it. In the upper right-hand corner of the composition is Ultraman pointing directly at the viewer. Underneath it says, "Ultraman says, 'It's was your water bottle Wednesday! You never know what monsters are growing in there!" A small watermark saying @bennygesserit appears next to the water bottle.

Ultraman says: It's Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday!

If you've forgotten for a while to give your water bottle a good scrub, today's the perfect day for a fresh start 💜

i get to swim, get free food, go on great dates, craft, AND plan a halloween party?! this might be the best week of my life

Stede standing like this: 🧍‍♂️

No, he’s fucking Blackbeard

Oke :>

the fact that i have not one, but TWO dates this week is astounding. and a third one with both parties from the individual dates!! i love my beautiful poly life and my gorgeous wonderful friends ❤️

AN- it’s important to acknowledge that i almost on impulse typed tom hardy, which i think sheds a light on who i am as a person

just saw a labubu for the first time immediately followed by seeing tom brady for the first time. big day

Anyway (graphic credit @tabbystardust.bsky.social)

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🕯 Con O'Neill 🕯️
Halloween
🎃 selfie 🎃

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Did you know that Taika recommended Rhys for Stede? And then proceeded to say no to every actor suggested for Blackbeard until David asked him if *he* wanted to do it and he said yes?? That man basically said “if anyone is gonna be Rhys’s boyfriend it’s me” and we love him for that decision

shoutout to my local alternative radio station for playing 24 hours of Hit the Road Jack on repeat. i don't know what they're going through, but i support them

Big Man Norman 🥹

your norman looks so much like my walter (and his middle name is norman!)

they’re never making it to the halloween party

#ofmd #gentlebeard

a comic panel, night, silhouette of girl running through the woods saying "dick--oh, Dick! I must --get--dick! (pant, pant) I must!"

we've all been there, girl

did he have to hear what i learned about quantum physics

yes the fuck he did

if you wanna fuck you're gonna have to hear about my current hyperfixation

Characters Jay and Ice from the movie Hocus Pocus. Jay is pointing to the back of Ice's head, where the word Ice is shaved into his hair in all caps

the closest i'll get to respecting any kind of ice

shoutout to my 80 year old grandpa who tried to casually cut off his ankle monitor (he keeps disappearing) with safety scissors in the middle of the family function and didn’t think anyone would notice

A digital pencil portrait of Mary Allamby, pictured from the shoulders up. She has a wry expression. Her hair is in a loose updo, a single large ringlet resting on her shoulder.

A digital pencil portrait of the widow Evelyn Higgins, pictured from the shoulders up. She looks knowingly to the viewer's left, a small smile playing on her lips

Murder Widows!

love imagining a sheepish izzy hands sidling up to him and muttering “i’ve still never been sketched” under his breath

Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social [screencap of a tweet: farfin @FarfinFarfin the fastest way to improve your art is to become some sort of pervert, doesn't really matter kind, whatever you're comfortable with 12:23 AM • May 4, 2022] [quote posting] Kim Hu @kimhu.bsky.social [screencap of a tumblr post] glass--beach Follow 10. Jan the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you] October 7, 2024 at 12:22 AM