comedically chunky legs

well maybe if you looked at your life through heaven's eyes things would be different

still thinking about the prince of egypt

twitter is really getting incredibly terrible

my cat bit my screen again ama

it's not illegal to crop dust in the stacks

why are we entering a period of time where people are betting on current events

night 1 without my laptop is already driving me insane

famous people who i miss that made a big impact on me and how i view the world
-robin williams
-kazuki takahashi

didn't instantly drive perfectly at my first lesson so now i need a car to PERFECT THAT SHIT

i had two edwards in my life as a young girl: edward cullen and edward elric

meet cute things always happen to me when i'm looking like a hag (greasy hair, mascara running down my eyes, off from an 8 hour shift, huge pimple on my chin)

my cat cries for attention and when attention is presented to her (another cat to play with) she hisses with destain

when my boomer mother sings contemporary songs i am always mystified like who raised her

unfortunately i'm in hibernation mode rn. thinking about it like im storing energy for when the special comes out so i can fall back in to it. glad that a lot of the weird bullshit is over but fandom hopped back in november so i don't see much gomens on my tl that much

i feel so thoroughly that keke palmer is this generations people's princess

the njtransit reddit page is sniping me everywhere i turn

evidentially this might become a pokemon movie review account

it's sick and twisted that rayquayza had to deal with kyogre and groundon AND deoxys..my cosmic noodle had so much on his plate

okay so pokemon exists in a universe where cave drawings and the aurora borealis exist and they have laptops and robots (basically) but they never landed on the moon

okay so why did vornado think that was a good brand name

my family is so thoroughly anti-rita's it makes me wonder after all of these years if i really was found in a dumpster like my sisters said

def a trick of the light but idc idc they're real to ME!!!

good photo + good hair cut + heart pupils? you decide

if god was real then the oh mary tickets wouldn't be stupid expensive

clear ash tray with a center circlet of two people kissing, akin to art nouveau style

sapphic ash tray find at the vintage shop

when will my cat press on my belly and relieve me of my cramps

orange cat names: pumpkin, clementine, mango

oh my god my cat is a virgo

there's so many layers to this

wanted to see rahul kohli in deli boys, perhaps season 2