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Yeah, I don’t really want to watch Mitchell Starc with the new ball under the lights.

Getting fucking trolled during a drinks break by some Star Wars Cosplay. A welcome relief from watching England bowl and field.

This lot can fucking swim home.

Half of them don’t look arsed, the other half are just shit.

Hello? Is that England/ECB/Rob Key?

Can you all just sort of FUCK OFF, thank you.

Boys its 9 and 10, take some fucking poles Jesus Christ.

Have England tried bowling at the fucking pegs here?

Whose hands are they modelled on and did they have Impetigo?

The Village People, Tom Brady, the FIFA Peace Prize, Heidi Klum and Chris Rock.

Football hates you, they hate you, they hate everything about you.

Find a new hobby, because they hate fucked it for all of us.

Does football really need to be Donald Trumps ball washer?

Tom make me feel safe. Tell me please that you know what the fuck this is and how to stop it?

Rod Stewart did the Scottish Cup Draw pissed and it was better than this.

And I’m the MOD will find the ‘bastards’ who signed this procurement off and deal with them…they definitely will this time….watch this space….honest.

What’s this? British people don’t like experts and professional competence?

“Hands up if you would like to be professionally humiliated infront of the group?”

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They really are rubbish at this and that makes Europes reluctance to get stuck into them all the more frustrating and baffling. They’d fall over on contact almost immediately.

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If you do may I suggest you mute the commentary and put TMS on. The TNT commentary is honking.

Absolutely class that England have decided to not be able to Bat when we know England can’t bowl anyway.

Haig Avenue is a personal favourite of mine so I’d be on the picket line with you.

I’d like to think the fans will hate it so much that they change the design. I’ve a feeling that they’re so high on all the other hits that are going on that they might not be fully cognisant to how dreadful this is

I’m against the Gimmick, I’m hardest that grounds should be grounds and should represent the community and the club, not represent the caricature of the owners dreams.

12 Chimney stacks. What are we doing here? One does it subtlety, maybe in one corner of the ground.

I am fucking howling.

But also this is a sad state isn’t it. We have let Billionaire and or American owners chip away at the fabric of the sport so much that they think we want gimmicky grounds and shit documentaries.

The Screen Rot Podcast absolutely nailed this a while back.

I’d much rather go for a pint with these lads than the lads whacking up flags on lampposts.

UK Brute Force and Ignorance has lead to the UK being outplayed by Albania. Its phenomenally bad how tone deaf and stupid this Government is.

North Korean dictators don’t expose themselves this much.

The more posters you see the more determined you are to never see a single second of her show.

Shall we shut the fuck up now?

I don’t know how they cope with being let down every 2 years like this.

Gone 2-1 up and absolutely shat their keks there.

No, you’re right. But come on Kier, it’s budget time, tell me cost of Vapes/Fags/Booze/Petrol/Mince will be frozen, give the lads something to be happy about. Instead of being dull and shit.