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2036 early republican primary polling:

Donald Trump powered by Meta AI (Appears in AR glasses overlay and promises to kill your coworkers): 44%
Donald Trump hologram powered by ChatGPT (Lets you call him dad, says he's proud of you): 43%
Sen. Donald Trump Jr (Running as right-leaning moderate): 13%

RIP Graham Greene (1952-2025) a towering figure in Canadian cinema. Honoured to have had a part in bringing this masterpiece back to home video, theatres and streaming for a whole new audience.

Oscar Chichoni (b. 1957) — more!

12.15 GB folder on MEGA 2 files

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honestly when you have the destruction of the administrative state, mass deportations, mass detentions, diplomatic support for an ongoing genocide... pandering right wing dog whistles in tv ads seem like a moot point

Tangerines and Agent Orange Hamburg II

some new fiction — i wrote a short story about two people falling in love, daydreaming, battling illness, slipping through time, and succumbing to desire while waiting for a train

How’s aligning with Never Trump Republicans going guys?

influencers should have to keep it to the privacy of their own homes. “oh im creating content in this restaurant” you have violated the social contract and shall be punished tenfold

Hell yeah brother!

A Month Ago, She Was Retired. Now She’s Being Set On Fire. In 'Final Destination: Bloodlines,' stuntwoman Yvette Ferguson came out of retirement to become the oldest person ever set on fire on camera. This is her story.

Stunt Pro Yvette Ferguson came out of retirement to be set on fire in Final Destination: Bloodlines. Now she’s gunning for a Guinness World Record as the oldest woman to be set on fire on screen.

Of course I had to talk to her about it.

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god i love Xiaohongshu. this dude’s entire account is him whipping rocks at targets with 99.99% accuracy.

#DudesRock

young men, it is in your interest to develop hobbies beyond watching anime, jacking off, and playing video games. consider woodworking, photography, or transporting dangerous explosives across 218 miles of central america

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I'll be on the ground for the first time at Tribeca this year. Looking to really expand my festival/in-person interview game. If you're looking for a guy to cover, I'm your man.

Portfolio is linked here if you haven't worked with me:

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Johnny Guitar (Nicholas Ray, 1954)

You opened the tent wide enough for the Cheneys to stroll on through the flaps. I don’t think that’s the real issue

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

Donald Trump praises Houthis’ “bravery."

“You know, we hit them very hard. They had a great capacity to withstand punishment. They took tremendous punishment. You can say there’s a lot of bravery there…It was amazing what they took. But we honor their commitment and their word.”

One of the most sinister developments of the 21st century is tech capital’s push to inculcate reactionary views and deskill the labor force. We’re at the point where people are voluntarily kneecapping their accumulation of knowledge and experience for grade, job, and even dating hacks

Rewatched Mission: Impossible I, II, and III this week and it’s gobsmacking the difference. J.J. Abrams did not understand how to shoot Tom Cruise cinematically at all. Made Ethan Hunt and the cast feel small and constrained rather than mythic. I wish Tony Scott had directed III

What if Trump thinks he's talking to Xi but it's just someone from his admin using an ai voice thing? What if it's just nick mullen doing an accent

Beautiful and yes, there are much worse places to call home

New Safdie brother movie? Is one of them finally going to make a good one?

The Hit Factory Discord had been having a field day with this image

Here’s one way to think about that quote: go get major invasive surgery performed at a hospital, then demand no painkillers be administered while you’re in recovery.

That’s more or less how people seem to be interpreting it, because they think of the word “opiate” in 21st century terms.

ken just sent me this please enjoy

Image from a trailer for the show, featuring a ripped Jude Law as the pontiff, wearing a luminous papal bikini, walking toward the viewer under a gauntlet of babes on the beach.

If there’s any silver lining to Francis’s death, it may drive viewers toward Paolo Sorrentino’s shamefully underappreciated 2016 HBO series, The Young Pope.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 26m Kurt Vonnegut man Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Reply: This is the monologue of a cis white man who doesn't understand that his wife could use some help around the house while he's "buying one envelope."

I love this fucking website so much

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter