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chris valli

@iamchris.bsky.social

journalist, photographer, builder. souls comber. always learning. made in italy, against my will. they/them/chris I'm building a photo portfolio, because they told me so. they thing there's such a thing as jobs, but here it is: cristianovalli.crevado.com

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"they're the same picture"

11.12.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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come mi ha fatto notare federico, la coop non vende prodotti ogm - che รจ una cagata. in conpenso usa la AI per tuttecose. interessante peraltro che gran parte degli annunci sulla AI sul sito non sono accessibili

youtu.be/r64XlF0rkp4?...

11.12.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stuff you'd learn working in a laundry:

a LOT of people have bacon in their pockets

08.12.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love when people go "I don't do thanksgiving because it celebrates the genocide of millions of native americans" then they proceed to celebrate christmas

28.11.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

making a Frankenstein movie is bold because it implies someone thinking "hey, I read the perfect book but you know what was missing? illustrations"

11.11.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in realtร  non รจ vero. piรน si acquisisce sicurezza ed indipendenza economica piรน si vota a destra. in europa e nordamerica coincideva con le generazioni piรน vecchie. le prossime cresceranno con le pezze al culo e voteranno sempre piรน a sinistra

08.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

House of dynamite is a movie about a user manual

30.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so, we got at that point of the movie where they rob a bank and take hostages and ask for a million dollars and a helicopter, then the cops destroy the whole neighborhood and kill everyone and the hostages and then they give them a million dollars and a helicopter and then donald trump arrives

09.10.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

? non funziona

01.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"(...) and here is when he started talking about the shapes of his farts"

23.09.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm consumed about how many people say "they're rich, she can afford to outsource". it's not like if they were poor he was right

11.08.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

la quantitร  di persone che non la capiscono รจ preoccupante. a me fa ridere di piรน ogni volta che la leggo. il capolavoro รจ PRECISAMENTE che servono quei nove, dieci secondi

10.08.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"who: matcha-drinking, tote bag carrying, carhartt wearing performative males welcome" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography

10.08.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is at least the 14th new yemeni coffee place opening in the bay area. not a chain, but they have the same products. they are nice, are open late, coffee and food is good. kinda pricey. but still feels like when China opened a million of "Tibetan restaurants" in Europe

26.07.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me and my friends got to that stage of life when one posts on Instagram, I reply, they reply, then the story expires and all becomes "cannot remember what I commented" "me neither, what was it?" "cannot remember what I posted"

26.07.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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three days before the two thousand years anniversary of christ's thirty third birthday. not at omen at all

26.07.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are sad now, but in the bats' community it is like if Snow White's stepmother died

22.07.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nordi o'Porco The Unstoppable Boar of the Spanish Civil War

la storia di Nordi, il cinghiale che combattรฉ i fascisti in Spagna, nordioporco.carrd.co

22.07.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at the place where I have breakfast every day they started giving me soup for free and now I need a new place to have breakfast

10.07.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno if it's a San Francisco thing, but we entered the phase of capitalism where "walking" is called "boycotting Waymo"

04.07.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

facendo $35/hr, che รจ la media del personal chef a SF, sono sei ore al giorno, 365 giorni all'anno

24.06.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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7 days a week!? that's the whole week (it's not a restaurant. it's AI. they're "reinventing insurance" ๐Ÿ˜‚)

24.06.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#streetphotography

22.06.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#streetphotography

17.06.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the way I can translate dad jokes into laundry boards...

12.06.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"subtlety", vol.2 #sanfrancisco #streetphotography

12.06.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I never understood what to do in these circumstances. I leave him my business card?

10.06.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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subtlety #streetphotography #SanFrancisco

26.05.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

geez, I didn't consider that, but now I cannot unsee it

21.05.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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never had issues eating rabbits before seeing these two creeps in North Beach #sanfrancisco #streetphotography

19.05.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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