chris valli

so, we got at that point of the movie where they rob a bank and take hostages and ask for a million dollars and a helicopter, then the cops destroy the whole neighborhood and kill everyone and the hostages and then they give them a million dollars and a helicopter and then donald trump arrives

? non funziona

"(...) and here is when he started talking about the shapes of his farts"

I'm consumed about how many people say "they're rich, she can afford to outsource". it's not like if they were poor he was right

la quantità di persone che non la capiscono è preoccupante. a me fa ridere di più ogni volta che la leggo. il capolavoro è PRECISAMENTE che servono quei nove, dieci secondi

"who: matcha-drinking, tote bag carrying, carhartt wearing performative males welcome" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography

this is at least the 14th new yemeni coffee place opening in the bay area. not a chain, but they have the same products. they are nice, are open late, coffee and food is good. kinda pricey. but still feels like when China opened a million of "Tibetan restaurants" in Europe

me and my friends got to that stage of life when one posts on Instagram, I reply, they reply, then the story expires and all becomes "cannot remember what I commented" "me neither, what was it?" "cannot remember what I posted"

three days before the two thousand years anniversary of christ's thirty third birthday. not at omen at all

you are sad now, but in the bats' community it is like if Snow White's stepmother died

Nordi o'Porco The Unstoppable Boar of the Spanish Civil War

la storia di Nordi, il cinghiale che combatté i fascisti in Spagna, nordioporco.carrd.co

at the place where I have breakfast every day they started giving me soup for free and now I need a new place to have breakfast

I dunno if it's a San Francisco thing, but we entered the phase of capitalism where "walking" is called "boycotting Waymo"

facendo $35/hr, che è la media del personal chef a SF, sono sei ore al giorno, 365 giorni all'anno

7 days a week!? that's the whole week (it's not a restaurant. it's AI. they're "reinventing insurance" 😂)

#streetphotography

#streetphotography

the way I can translate dad jokes into laundry boards...

"subtlety", vol.2 #sanfrancisco #streetphotography

I never understood what to do in these circumstances. I leave him my business card?

subtlety #streetphotography #SanFrancisco

geez, I didn't consider that, but now I cannot unsee it

never had issues eating rabbits before seeing these two creeps in North Beach #sanfrancisco #streetphotography

I'm looking for $10k for the 7% of my company.

we print tees with your name using the wrong kerning to annoy random people on the bus

the only explanation is that we've been invaded by the alien brain thingys and the thingys are the ones doing all the talking

awww-lets #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl

“It is mine, I tell you. My cone. My precious. Yes, my precious" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl

Pritzker invokes his own Jewish background in responding to Trump:
"Stop tearing down the Constitution in the name of my ancestors. Do not claim that your authoritarian power grabs are about anti-semitism. When you destroy social justice, you are disparaging the very foundation of Judaism."

in New Hampshire, JB Pritzker hits the "simpering timidity" of many Dems:
“Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"

"whom do I have to owl to get some privacy around here?" #streetphotography #sanfrancisco #owl