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brother made beef and broc

04.01.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shoutout Juul for this

04.01.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A top says "Euch, I came but now I'm too refractory to get off of you." The bottom says "not a problem" and pushes a button nect to the nightstand labelled "BIG SPATULA" A large spatula wedges itself between the top and bottom with SHOOOOPP. It violently FWIPs the top in the drywall, landing with a K'CHUNK.

A top says "Euch, I came but now I'm too refractory to get off of you." The bottom says "not a problem" and pushes a button nect to the nightstand labelled "BIG SPATULA" A large spatula wedges itself between the top and bottom with SHOOOOPP. It violently FWIPs the top in the drywall, landing with a K'CHUNK.

03.01.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5290    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 15

i need plush melody
must soak in milk and throw on wall

04.01.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i made 440 bucks in class actions today
fucking wild

17.11.2024 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i use a folding scapel to open boxes and always tape the blades over before thowing them out

05.11.2024 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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