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@crooked.bsky.social

Ninja turtle entrepreneur

474 Followers  |  185 Following  |  7,833 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  2.0824

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a man wearing a hat and a suit looks at the camera ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit looks at the camera
11.08.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and the words `` love ya , bro '' . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and the words `` love ya , bro '' .
10.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me waiting for that Lego X Mansion to go on sale in some capacity

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10.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want them all, but maybe at $100 or less each.

10.08.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pop culture blind spot for me

10.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No expectations, just glad you’re here πŸ€œπŸ€›

10.08.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dark.

10.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coke seems to be one of the biggest AI offenders

10.08.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed
10.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It hits 90 and this is me to my window ac units

09.08.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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snoopy is jumping in the air with the words yay yay yay written below him ALT: snoopy is jumping in the air with the words yay yay yay written below him
09.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m all for legalization, but damn people smell rank these days.

09.08.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let us not forget the great MOTU Classics appearance years ago.

09.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This as well, there just isn’t much left.

08.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I won’t miss Big Lots except for seasonal shopping, they had some killer stuff at times.

08.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Sort of shocked how much retail is dragging behind on Halloween this year, but not complaining.

08.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.08.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Only one way to find out

08.08.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man and a woman kissing with the words `` peer pressure '' written on the bottom . ALT: a cartoon of a man and a woman kissing with the words `` peer pressure '' written on the bottom .

I’m convinced

08.08.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very cool

08.08.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Old habits are tough to shake

08.08.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s purposeful and makes sense, unlike cramming 17 tags into a single post

08.08.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t need more bots, bullshit, or shitposters here thanks

07.08.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was anticipating seeing Shawn’s side of the office overtaken by cola

07.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how tags and that type of BS doesn’t matter here as well.

07.08.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Need

07.08.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

07.08.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to install Ubuntu.

07.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Must haves. Didn’t know there were cups too!

07.08.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bringer of chaos.

06.08.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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