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@crooked.bsky.social

Ninja turtle entrepreneur

484 Followers  |  180 Following  |  8,047 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  2.1931

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That too!

10.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep

10.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So bummed I was never able to find this 😭

10.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Would have been a lot more goodwill if she would have went the Maron route and just said no, then blasted the people who did. Oh well

10.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even has the em dash. Yikes

10.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!!

10.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I adore these new Spy Monkey Creations Oozarians

10.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜† This is all too close to reality with reviews

10.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay, I don't NEED another plush in my office BUT, this Wampa with arm remove action from Build A Bear has been sitting in my cart for 2 solid months.

10.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something "the creature was woke"

10.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was sort of hoping! I want a Sriracha-man!

10.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't tempt me...

10.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to be done with new MOTU stuff, I can't sustain this pace. Already backed out of Masterverse.

10.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone get crushed by an oversized CRT TV?

10.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What were you doing there πŸ˜‘

10.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't that the whole purpose of that place now? Drive views and not engagement?

10.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spot on. I know they want to set up season 3, but it was just a dull ending.

10.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sort of would be the best opener to job interviews "I made fun of AI and the owner got big mad"

10.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife informed me of the meaning of clankers the other day and now I'm going to get fired at work for using a derogatory term, because we all know the boss loves his clankers more than human employees.

10.10.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gah, you're right πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

10.10.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're giving that orange sack of shit too much credit, he isn't conscious at 8AM!

10.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope πŸ‘Ž

10.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am very interested in this spinoff

09.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These sale posts are pure entertainment

09.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will die on the hill of screen-less dashboards.

09.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Internet decay is real. Sort of like all those digital photos are I took around 2002-2006.

09.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says " the very instant i became old " in front of a red phone ALT: a cartoon character says " the very instant i became old " in front of a red phone

Seeing a Google+ link

09.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me every October "why am I not able to enjoy the month of Halloween?"

Reality punching me in the face: "It's work, work is why you can't enjoy things. Idiot."

09.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's NECA so, there is always a disclaimer

09.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, yeah that's holding me back. Not a fan of single action figure creeping up to or surpassing $50 a go unless they are incredibly well done.

09.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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