Allison Pregler 📼🇨🇦🎄

"serving my time" isn't a real thing in this country. this place operates on the basis of once a criminal, always a criminal. every crime carries a life sentence. if you committed a crime at any stage of your life, you arent allowed to be part of society. ever.

Really trying to fast track us to the Dinosaurs series finale.

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My thumbnail for "Let He Who is Without Sin." Worf angrily holds up a golden speedo.

Remember when Worf changed the weather because he's a jerk? My review of his most beloved episode is on Patreon Early Access!
www.patreon.com/cw/movienights

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The thumbnail for my video. Share Bear cringes at Brave Heart Lion's dump truck ass. Grams Bear is being baked into a pie in the background. The text reads "CARE BEAR PIE!"

Grams Bear must fight her greatest nemesis: an evil pie maker who makes the world crabby with his Crabby Apple Pies. Brave Heart Lion plots to take over the Care Bears. My review of this profoundly strange Thanksgiving special is now public, please share!
youtu.be/ThXXhcztGJs

I'm so sorry

No problem, I hope you feel better and find a treatment that works ❤️

Please don't!

Kevin Sorbo was in his 30s and in peak physical condition (he was currently playing Hercules), and he had three strokes after he had his neck cracked by his chiropractor.

Aye

The Star Trek stuff is so wild

omg that's amazing, fantastic work!!!

Oh my god, where is this from??? lol

YouTube video by Phelan Porteous TMNT - The Korean Edit

Going over the weird Korean edit of the TMNT movie that was on the Japanese VHS and Laserdisc and what edit of the movie is actually on the Korean VHS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK3G...

Almost ended up wearing my coffee. 😆

It’s the Stupid Sexy Flanders meme from The Simpsons with Flanders replaced with Brave Heart Lion from the Care Bears.

Stupid sexy Brave Heart!

This Thanksgiving I am thankful for Brave Heart’s dump truck ass

By chance, I managed to watch this before work and can say it’s a really fun review.

If you want to watch and old lady bear fight a baker and wonder if Allison somehow slipped laced weed through a YouTube video, watch this now.
And again on Thanksgiving.

The thumbnail for my video. Share Bear cringes at Brave Heart Lion's dump truck ass. Grams Bear is being baked into a pie in the background. The text reads "CARE BEAR PIE!"

Grams Bear must fight her greatest nemesis: an evil pie maker who makes the world crabby with his Crabby Apple Pies. Brave Heart Lion plots to take over the Care Bears. My review of this profoundly strange Thanksgiving special is now public, please share!
youtu.be/ThXXhcztGJs

Please help if you can:

All the plushes are great! I have all the new ones they released and they're very cute.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

hell yeah it is

The It's Always Sunny "magnum dong" meme, but I've photoshopped Gene Roddenberry's face onto Danny DeVito and altered the text. It reads: "Oh whoops, I dropped my ferengi condom that they use for their magnum dongs."

I made this for a 7 second joke in the next video, enjoy

I have always loved Frog and Toad, and thank you for informing me Frog and Toad Bot is on bluesky. 🙏🙏🙏🐸🐸🐸

A disgruntled Toad decides he's had enough of snow and winter. From "Down the Hill" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

“Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

a man wearing a helmet and goggles with a light shining on his face Alt: Dennis Quaid is shrunken down in the film InnerSpace, preparing to be injected into Martin Short's ass.

Watched a movie I really dug and thought I'd find a nice gif set to reblog on tumblr. That movie's InnerSpace, wherein a tiny Dennis Quaid is injected into Martin Short's ass, and, uh, it has an audience!