The nut ain’t worth it.

How many wishes does it grant and do they monkeypaw?

All I know is, code monkey get up get coffee, code monkey go to job.

Kristi Noem’s dick is way bigger.

No. There’s a class of wealth where you stop thinking about bills, costs for standard items, or even the size of your paycheck. It’s all just handled. This used to mark the difference between upper middle and middle class. Now it makes who can afford to live and who can’t.

It is crazy watching awful movies from 30 years ago that are still preferable to current shit because the barrier was high enough to need at least a little effort.

Rome got a Nero who fiddled. We’re stuck with the Nero that diddled.

The right loves fanon Jesus not canon Jesus.

It’s 17x the size of DotCom. This is very bad.

Okay but that’s not the point. Data centers are a critical part of the modern world. AI maximalism uproots this and puts the modern world at risk by diverting everything in service of this boondoggle for infinite gains. It’s seriously bad.

She has never been even 1% as fun as glitter.

Okay but he’s wrong and dangerous and is going to get people hurt and killed. When people complain that they want their officials to not just play politics and to help people, they mean do things like protect the public from idiots like RFK Jr.

Barbarian is the best possible choice for this, except it has like… 3 acts minimum. But they are all so incredibly different.

God think of what we the people could do with $54 tril.

If you line his cage with old newsprint you can have your very own Thewy Lewis on the News.

I’ll see myself out.

I’ve read the Epic of Gilgamesh. Very few stories have as much graphic sexual content as it does.

Rat Queens-ass non-sequitur.

Who the fuck is this jabroni putting his hand up to people like Luke to Threepio? I’m all talk but like to imagine I’d have kept one of the fingers.

I am definitely more aggressive behind the anonymity of the keyboard when on places like Reddit where I’m likely to see very disappointing opinions and views.

Everyone knows unicorns are anarchists.

Listen; mistake or not, facts matter.

Can you explain like I’m 5?

Beautiful nonsense trash. Leprechaun is also up there.

People like him wouldn’t know funny if it kicked them in the dick.

Funnily enough: Trump won’t stop doing that.

Tells you everything you need to know about the current shitty HBO management that it isn’t.

What is lefse?

I see you also play old school Resident Evil

See him face.

What am I never forgetting here?

I’ve been a tech worker for 10+ years. This will go over like a lead balloon.