Infernal Monkey

The last time I used a Mac was to play Maelstrom in primary school

Surely nothing much has changed since then, should be like riding a bike!

Also hello! Laptop shit itself for good after a pretty solid eight years of sounding like a jet engine, so sry I haven't been active lately

I'll hopefully snag something new soon-ish. Prices are absolutely dire at the moment though 🫡

Wow this is the secret to avoiding Bluesky's 100 different filters. Drinking banana milk from an artificial vagina

New onahole review! It's Babumi Big! infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/03/r...

Just told her a funny joke

have a Kitsune Miku

Damn, nice! Congrats!

looool (hey mate <3)

I hate that this looks like something I'd review

Haha, it's actually the opposite down here but I GET IT

The worst are those who stand right in the middle and constantly shift around

Love when seemingly everyone who ever visits a Westfield has never experienced an escalator before and decides to stop when when they reach the end of it

Really good shopping experience

A screenshot of me submitting an appeal to Bluesky moderation for adding the Adult Content label to this post. My comment reads: Hey dumbasses -- you constantly add the adult content label to my artistic nude artwork. Do you think it's adult content because her breasts are big? Or because it's anime style? What's the deal?

not gonna doom about Bluesky too much because it still handily beats the alternative, but the inevitable enshittification of every service I have ever used and ever will use *does* make me just a tiny bit irritable

a cartoon character with the words what a time to be alive below him ALT: a cartoon character with the words what a time to be alive below him

FUCKING...

Yes, it's so 1989 it hurts. The fact it's supposed to be 2015 is both sad and adorable.

I mean: hoverboards, Pepsi Perfect (check eBay), dehydrated pizza, and FAXES.

Yeeess, I rewatched Part II myself a few months ago for the first time in *ages* and absolutely loved it

Even just the first basic look at Hill Valley in the future where you realise all they've done is just add some ramps and shit everywhere which make no sense, it's so charming

🤫

Been hovering on a cart full of all the hyper budget smell fetish stuff they have for a review, but I'm sorta thinking they'll all just be little bottles full of dishwashing liquid or bleach

Sure AliExpress, why not

HULK PISS ZONE

Still not used to how crisp this game looks holy hell

These both sound like game shows that'd play on free-to-air TV at like 3pm

Russell Grant's Wreckreation would be GOTY 😳

... Sure looks like the exact same shit physics from Dangerous Driving :(

Wow what the hell, I thought this was canned years ago

Yeah okay Sunsoft. Making a new Ripple Island game after 37 years and turning it into an Overcooked clone of all things is definitely... something!

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Might have finally secured a blog sponsor for the first time in ages 😭🙏

HAPPY birthday! ♥️

Yeeesss

As messy and confusing as Zelda 2 was, it sure made those endless repeating swamps and towns memorable. I'd love to see that overworld with more detail

I need "I am error" fully voiced, recreated purely through HD Rumble

I'll take any excuse possible to post Teknoman's intro