Infernal Monkey

An order notes section which has ascii art of someone delivering pizza

Additional notes section from the order confirmation email. It says: ??????????? ?? ??? ????pizza ?? (???)????? .? ?H ?????

ordering takeout pizza online, there was a notes section, thought itd be funny if an ascii cat was printed on the recept.... it might have changed after i sent it....

This new DOOM box art sucks

Not that it really made sense with these ugly ass red cases, but STILL

End of an era for inner case art 🥲

They really washed out the color palette compared to the original Cock Stomping on the SNES

As no-one will ever play it, I would like to show you one of the best bits of Paper Mario Color Splash, the battle theme using Mario 3 instruments when you enter a secret Mario 3 world

Make sure you turn on sound!

Hahaha, I've actually been meaning to bring that back on here for a few weeks now

Problem solved

A screenshot of Fantasy Maiden Wars - Dream of the Stray Dreamer, showing Marisa saying with a grin "I've known Reimu from back when she didn't have her armpits out."

Took me about a minute to realise this wasn't a bit and the torrent just had Portuguese set as the default audio track

Hulk smashed

Love that they’re using the star wars font for the date

If the dehydrated piss filter didn't already give it away, the Steam page confirms QUByte Interactive are using AI for Street Racer Collection's promo images

... and it's just to poorly recreate the game's original artwork!? Pointlessly unhinged shit

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Finally

a proper Splatfest

32x the Friends? How can I lose?!

Finally, the ultimate indecisive self-doubt scenario is represented once again

Big heap of melted shit

Felt like grabbin' some ice cream tonight, but I think I'm okay now 😔

Yooooo, happy birthday! ♥️

Thanks mate <3

Viewer beware — you’re in for a scare…

DVD Challenge #15 - Resident Evil 2

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Suffer, like G did. Happy Halloween!

This is the first time I've attempted a halloween-ish themed... review? So naturally it involves being haunted by Russell Grant's Astrology, please enjoy

I walked around empty car parks and abandoned cafes with copies of it in my backpack at like 2am for this 🫠

SPOOKY new onahole review! It's the Brain Hacker DX from @motsutoys.bsky.social

infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/28/r...

Ahahahaha, yeeeaaaah, for the longest time the related article thing would just keep constantly choosing dick pics that were hidden behind spoilers even though it was supposed to only use the review heading images 🥲

ペンドラーのむちむちおなかに抱きついてちっちゃい爪で抱き返してほしいよな…

Russell Grant's Astrology for Nintendo DS, now available once more from EB Games! The GOAT has returned!

HE HAS RISEN @infernalmonkey.bsky.social www.ebgames.com.au/product/ds/1...

I like how they left RUSSELL GRANT out of the product name to prevent the servers from bursting into flames from too many search requests

The Street Fighter crossover starts at McDonald's Japan today. I had to get it because its my last full day in Japan.

POV: you're the lone fly buzzing around taunting the cat