an actual dog

This is due to the Respect for Marriage Act. Could this be repealed? Absolutely. Lots to worry about. But it's safer than many other things

If this case goes through (June next year at the earliest, though unlikely it'll get picked up) it'll mean that states will no longer have to issue gay marriage licenses. Gay marriages can still happen in other states, all states will have to honor gay marriages, and no one will become unmarried

Gay marriage is something that the Democrats actually protected while in office, so this is less alarming than it looks. Should have done this for more things imo

YouTube video by Jojoton56 Car pit by Toby fox

youtu.be/uCIta7mKx4E?...

a real post from Mark Cuban the dipshit cunt that says "Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incest"

what did he mean by this

stephen malkmus at the end of cut your hair:

the entire bsky platform was built in order to host this one post tbh

this makes me sound dumb but I've just started to get in the habit of bringing a cooler of drinks places. like it's nice to get back to the car and be able to drink a cold bottle of water and eat some grapes. it's a good thing someone invented the cooler

true romance

not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying

"Hey, so what's what Homestu-"
Stop. Do not proceed further. Failure to do so will cause you extreme pain. This is not a place of honor.

I feel a little dumb for quoting that as it's not an offical account, warner is smart to keep off bsky Lol

at the rate she's going jkr is gonna be goose stepping by 2027 so yeah should be a fun launch

TTRPG disclaimers today: your not allowed to play our game if your evil in real life. please dont make anyone uncomfortable at the table

TTRPG disclaimers in the early 90s: magic is real and we do not condone its practice

also funny that they still haven't learned to alt text on blusky Lol

very reasonable course of action here and happy to see it

You're setting yourself up for a well deserved rug pull if you believe the right has ever needed something to first be real before they can be mad about it.

$1,000 Amazon gift card

What's app screenshot: Sent: Sir Can you see that drone on the road? Please flip it over Received: Are you crazy?? They're everywhere Sent: The government will give you free internet for a year Received: Why, so they can track me?! Sent: $1,000 amazon.com gift card

actual frame from Amazon's War of the Worlds

looking to the IOC for moral leadership lol

r/mildlyinfuriating: The way my Mom makes my hotdog because she's scared that I could be chocking. I'm 53. Hot dog cut in half on a bun

what if this saved their life

Google news feed ad from Erie Home with a stock image of a dude fixing a roof with the text "Can We Replace Your Old Roof. We want to replace your roof with this futuristic roof."

Can We Replace Your Old Roof. We want to replace your roof with this futuristic roof.

New King of the Hill feels a bit strange in that it has Hank Hill be like "Bwuhhhh" at the All Gender Bathroom but nobody really wants to fight about it anymore.

awooo

i stg every kink can be subtextually boiled down to:
-i am powerful/in control
-i am seen as desirable
-i am safe and can now be vulnerable
-i can explore taboo in a safe + controlled environment

once you realize that you realize that no kink can hurt you

Updating my spreadsheet

balancing the non-sexual vs. non-nude vs. hardcore content is essential

my other kind of gooning music genre is cringe or cringe-adjacent (Base Slut, cbat, the stuff in PMVs)

gooning music that sounds like a dark ritual is pretty badass

I use this playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/61Q...

This is essentially what you are doing when you use LLMs for something