Kodie

the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse

”what’s the male equivalent of a mini skirt?” a mini skirt, obviously. what are you, a coward?

alobby 5ever

have they always censored the sieg heil in greendays holiday on the radio or is that a new development...

Safety Dance by Men Without Hats sounds like Buzz Lightyear

Got the job!!

why are they like this 😑

Also: was out the whole day and DIDNT get sunburnt!!! For the first time ever!!!!

Job interview tomorrow!

i was 180 when i was in high school, and i wasn't super skinny but i wasn't obese by any means and my mother was CONSTANTLY on my ass to be on this diet or that because she and my sister were like, 120 at the same time but i was eating the same shit they were eating....

tell me why i can suddenly hear my own BREATHING in my ears, with my fucking headphones in, almost over the show im watching. i hate migraines

like. am i now considering going back to school for disaster and emergency management???

was looking at local civic jobs and found an entire subsection of uni programs i didn't even know existed....

and boots 😏 OR. WHAT ABOUT a belt with a big fuckass buckle, only eddie's got it tying bucks hands together

ITS SO SWEET!!!! AAAAAAAAHHH

is this like that tiktok trend wherein someone asks everyones friends to meet them at the grocery store for someones birthday?? because if so oh my god 🥺🥺🥺

i am TRYING to work out my buddie big bang plot but i have slipped back into the stucky trenches

all roads lead back to stucky ✊️😔

ur on there now!

no because its 1am here and /I/ am unable to fulfill the garlic bread growl in MY tummy 😭😭

Photo of a sign with two frogs, standing on their hind legs and walking as if humans. One is carrrying a kite in the pride colours, with the other holding the kitestring. The caption on the sign reads "If you're opposed to gay marriage, you can simply say no when a gay person proposes to you"

Remember, kids.

you don't know what you've got till it's gone 😭😭

forever cursed to crave garlic bread 😔

What kind of a name are you thinking of?? or wanting?

no i didn't understand ur joke i'm just laughing bc i'm happy to be here

Id be doing like maybe Kevin Robert Buckley-Han (because why is jee the only one with the buckley han, come on people)