brymce

Happy 1st of the month

call me a white boy but i would still let jennifer aniston step on me like a beetle

political needle pushed so far right that liberals miss Reagan. [10hr long fart noise]

under no circumstances do you ever "have to hand it" to Ronald Reagan

happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate. maybe we’ll find out how the fish got in the percolator

When people post pictures of themselves asking chatgpt questions instead of links or sources or anything, thats really when I start to suspect hmmm maybe I am having a stroke maybe I am experiencing a stroke related hallucination

history was made

what if someone booked our band Last Garrison to play a show this spring we are fun and cool pls pls pls

being pretentious in your 20s is fucking insane. you think you know better than everyone else? you are but an infant child of god. you are a baby toddler in the eyes of the cosmic gardener

oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up

loud n clear

if i had a dime for every christmas yall have spent together i’d have a dollar

chucklefucks behind us felt it necessary to comment on every single event until my buddy told them to shut the fuck up. this basically happens every big theater event now post-covid. its exhausting

someone told me saturday night that i should front a band. i was like boy do i have news for you lmao

you ever meet those adults who are just like…. a little TOO comfortable raising their voices at children? i think we should hit them with hammers

this lineup is irresponsible

had quite the Clint Eastwood trilogy feature here at my grandma’s house this week. Outlaw Josey Wales, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, and High Plains Drifter

i think HPD was my favorite but they’re all solid

Dave Franco’s gonna play the shooter in a Netflix movie and it will average 1.6 stars on Letterboxd

We absolutely can fucking do this. We absolutely can.

i know this may be a controversial opinion, but i don’t think having money gives you the right to treat people poorly, idk

it’s a personal theory of mine that these outrage accounts swayed both the 2016 and 2024 elections by miles

This feels slightly relevant today

yea yea yea yea yea

number one example of failing upwards in entertainment

saw a 70s cigarette commercial and had an idea

working and working to survive

Months after the city ordered an Hermosa church to fix its facade, a man was injured by falling bricks. https://buff.ly/3Ze4bMd

In July, Resurrected Life Church International was ordered to immediately submit plans to repair dangerously failing portions of their building's facade and install protective scaffolding over the sidewalk. They didn't. Then, a couple weeks ago, my friend Josh was hospitalized by falling bricks: