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Last night, the dichotomy between my old friends who missed me being a vocalist and my new friends who didn't know I was a vocalist was very funny and heart-warming. Feels good to be back in the game.

Why are collect-only Pokémon people just the absolute worst?

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

This is like getting punched RIGHT in the autism.

Love the 2 deck restrictions! Would LOVE to see 2 Standard and 2 Commander decks per release. I run an LGS with a Standard FNM. The only drawback to that is that a lot of players feel like the format is inaccessible despite offering coaching for deckbuilding and the like. Keep up the good work!

Some people have no whimsy. What a gray life they must live.

BIG OL STANDARD FNM TOMORROW!! THIS ONE FOR THE NIGHTMARE BOUNCERS, THE SWIFTSPEAR SLINGERS, THE EYEBALL SLAMMERS, THE KAITO CASTERS, AND THE RCQ GRINDERS!!! LET'S GET IIIIIIIIITTTTT

Just a reminder that those of us who work in hobby industries still value our free time and want to create clear boundaries between work and life.

We still love our work, but other interests, too- and our socials should be a safe spot to discuss those things! ❤️

Me making small talk with my opponent: "Has anybody ever told you that your Stomping Grounds don't match?"

I like this sentiment for Commander products more than Standard or Modern products. If a Commander product has a problem, the format is a goofy mess anyway, and that's kind of the point. If a product meant for competitive play has a problem, that's much different.

STANDARD GOES SO HARD RN!!
Our FNM playgroup is filled to the brim with awesome brews, and we have more people every week. It's the format to play right now!

Has the second snare-hit happened yet?

Straight up. I've "been to" a bunch of cities that I know next to nothing about except like one restaurant that someone in one of the local bands said was good. To be fair, they are almost always correct.

Side-eyeing everyone complaining about Ciri not being "attractive" enough in the Witcher 4 trailer, when that's a character we've been following since she was a small child. Straight up groomer behavior. Also, she looks like she has really become a dope ass Witcher. Love that for her.

If you design a wizard without the hat, then you have merely created a lackluster apprentice.

I hope that when we return to Tarkir next year, we finish the basic fetch-land cycle started in New Capenna, which I lovingly refer to as 'Fam Lands'. Partially because I want Analyst to be relevant again, and partially because Tarkir needs some good lands. #mtgstandard

On Monday, I get to have VINING practice AND see Crowbar in the same day. This is truly a magical opportunity.

I just witnessed a fellow taking down the Halloween decorations on his porch. He proceeded to pat the skeleton in one of the chairs on the shoulder before picking it up like you would a child and carry it inside. Idk why, but that shit moved me. I hope he has a good day.

opponent: *casts oko*

me: "in response I'll throat for the goat"

opp: "..don't you mean Go For The Throat?"

me: 👁️👄👁️

VINING

We go on at 8. Get to DRKMTTR.

It feels like this level of wisdom should be innate to the human spirit, but it evades so many. Thank you for vocalizing it.

Went to the merch table to grab my water bottle and I see Reed doing this shit

I wish I were playing Magic: The Gathering right now.

Help me fight censorship.

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I feel like for but a moment, it should've been "Nice, Communist."