Bart0nius

calling the shot now a very specific commander youtuber will be a woman soon

got on this app for 15 seconds two days ago and got so mad thinking about it i scrolled through all the quotes to find it again and call it ass. this app is allergic to comedy in the worst way. some people are just in 2020 forever

you don't know me

not even kidding a little 1000 gecs is one of the most important records of the 21st century and will only become more relevant as such

commander is the youtube shorts format of magic the gathering

i am not capable of metacognition

let it be known i typically avoid special art treatments but if @everydaylouie.bsky.social illustrated a magic the gathering card i would snap it up in a heartbeat

on bluesky you have to publicly justify when you open twitter

COMMANDER PLAYERS I AM TALKING ABOUT 1V1 COMP MAGIC THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU IDK YOUR FORMAT PLEASE DO NOT EXPLAIN IT TO ME TY

and this

Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

this nearly made me quit mtgo altogether this cube is suicide inducing

one thing about me i will dick around on my computer any time i have to actually get something done

ok thanks i guess

worst cube OAT

im so serious no-holds-barred vintage cube is one of the most miserable draft experiences i've ever had

i literally never wanna see phelia or ajani nacatl pariah ever again

i refuse to play any new roguelite that isnt mewgenics and thats only because id follow edmund mcmillen into hell blindfolded

predicting a re-cute-ification of the internet post-trump presidency. it's gonna be counterculture to no longer be edgy. it happened last time!!

deleted it off my phone. consider this app a nicotine patch of sorts

this app is unfunny because it has a 100% caucasian demographic

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

girl in red was some piece of shit ass music

played and enjoyed cedh last night 😕

memories of being loved and memories of being a teenager are two forces powerful enough to move mountains

man i’d love to post more here but vibes are still terminally uncool

the new @rhysticstudies.bsky.social video makes me so happy. i mean it sincerely when i say this channel and these videos changed my life. they got me back into magic in early highschool, and six years later i am who i am because of magic. thank you, sam. thank you so much.

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