@baconmajored.bsky.social
31. DFW. TX. NB. The less you know about me the better tbh
And thank!
08.11.2025 06:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I mean
08.11.2025 05:23 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Lounging naked just to feel something
08.11.2025 04:58 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Aging gracefully sometimes means snoozing your alarm 3 times and waking up an hour after you were supposed to
28.10.2025 12:29 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When your undiagnosed mental illness becomes diagnosed, but you can't really take care of it for the time being
28.10.2025 05:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Satisfied my dick craving I guess?
28.10.2025 04:21 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Craving a grilled cheese and maybe some dick idk
27.10.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When my posts on the dying social blogging website without an algorithm get engagement
16.10.2025 02:21 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
16.10.2025 02:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No seriously, you might be genuinely surprised at how well strawberries and sour cream work.
16.10.2025 02:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Folks trolling on CK posts are lazier than ever!! You're doing this shit for free at least throw it back a little!!
13.09.2025 03:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Anyone betting they were poisoning the old beast because he finally outlived his usefulness?? Haven't heard much about it so I'm betting 200 million to 1
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Was I horny when I took this?? Maybe. Idk.
29.08.2025 04:15 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Oops, I went and made myself resentful. FUCK a W***** or a H***** y'all RUINED MY LIFE
29.08.2025 00:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That being said, sometimes those evening engagements will have you remembering their name for the rest of your lifetime so... Watch out
28.08.2025 23:39 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1All I'm trying to say is that being a hoe on the internet for daily engagement is sometimes more fun than being a hoe in real life for an evening engagement.
28.08.2025 23:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ooh wait there isn't a private bluesky setting is there??? Oh well
29.07.2025 05:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Remember me not only for who I was, but for everything I stood for
27.07.2025 04:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If y'all don't remember to put the Cupcakke remix for God is a Woman on my funeral playlist, I'm not going.
27.07.2025 04:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
New pfp btw if you even care
27.07.2025 03:29 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Wartortle
27.07.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yeah what the fuck is this timeline??
26.07.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I gotta admit girlies, I'm running low on motivation for anything right now
04.07.2025 08:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Swapping apps to doom scrolling through instead of doing things that like ... Would probably bring me joy
02.07.2025 16:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's hard to fall into fantasy while the world is falling into chaos but PEAK is such a fun and cute game
01.07.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Weird realization at 4 in the morning: I don't feel lonely anymore.
18.06.2025 09:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"DK Island Swing"
Donkey Kong Country (1994)
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It's not doom scrolling if you're doing it with a hopeful disposition
02.06.2025 14:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I should invest in a dangly earring
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