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something between lugubriousness, apoplectic, and saturnine,

The maple bugs are waging psychological warfare against me

I would be so good at getting sacrificed upon an altar. Not for sins or anything just aesthetically

They should make antifreeze even tastier

To satisfy karmic balance, however, we are also entering the season it would be thematically acceptable for me to die in

The time has come for my cold weather perfumes. My shackles have been released.

ragebaiting via Locke in the discord>>>

The problem with scheming and plotting is that I automatically start to pace back and forth like a cartoon villain

Many such cases

The notifications of a beautiful mind

Playgrounds were invented to stop british children from turning to crime. The increase in playground lameness has caused less engagement with playgrounds. If we wish to engage and exercise british children to lower crime there remains one ideal option: the mines. In this essay I will—
#peerreviewed

16 GB of RAM would fix me

Gonna start citing people’s parents and birth year after referencing them for the first time in a conversation

I’m not built for inboxes. Stop putting things in there. I’m closed for business. Come back in 3-5 days and tell me about it over lunch.

The closet in question, dressed with many colours of bandanas along the folding doors. The pattern is broken with a single black bandana on the right side, for it was the last one placed before no more bandanas could be hanged. This problem could easily be solved by going to, like, dollarama but the unfinished project has utility as a minor conversation piece now. There is also a trombone but this isn’t about her right now.

Ran out of clothespins for the bandanification of the closet.

Many such cases 😔

read this as ‘girthiest’ and for a single moment there was a brighter world

An umlaut would fix me

Feeling gormful and chalant. Might say something earnest and beautiful today

Elizabeth Báthory, b. 1560, a week from today. Might have killed a few hundred people but she had that fit on fr

My enemies are being sent after me in abundance today

Many people are saying my Contrapossto is smooth and effortless, while my loser rivals rely on the Adlocutio to appear strong! Very sad!

Weaponizing delusion by convincing myself visible progress is being made after each exercise

My favourite part of making an omelette is when I decide it’s going to be scrambled eggs today

I would like to vote for galarian stunfisk

A silk road (facilitating the spice trade) would fix me

Bottom 33% of people who actively and regularly play chess is still massively better than the average person! If you just plucked a random off the street you would do really well!

A clay tablet would fix me

Oh to find paradise

Behold, Fresca! The ichor of grapefruit gods. Woe upon he who would think diet coke is more refreshing, or an ice tea more satiating. Only the wretched and intolerant reject its glory.

It’s all coming together

Leaves open the possibility that faithless philosophers could achieve it