Juan Mayer

Hi goldies

Surrender Cobras abound in Tallahassee

A touch a grey kinda suits me, anyway

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Every year you haven’t turned 40 when October rolls around:
YEAH 🍂
October rolling around the year that you *are* turning 40:

Resounding thumbs down for him overall

I’m good for it

I’ll have one chili and one hundred buckeyes, pls

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Been trying to rally with friends all day and it just ain’t happening

This squad cannot protect a lead to save their lives.
#Crew96

I could see both of those things being true. We are truly spoiled at Lowerdotcom field, it is such a great place to spend a few hours on a match day. I’ll be looking to make a trip to nyc once the new building opens, I’m due for a visit.

This field looks narrower than it normally does 🤨 #Crew96

COYSSSS

This is awful #Crew96

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Happy New #Jeopardy Season to all who celebrate

Cam Newton dressed like Indiana João

I bought some brandied cherries for cocktails when I was in Petoskey, and they are amaze

The fanny pack exists and addresses the same challenges. I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying there’s more than one way to skin a cat.

Who up and complaining about general existence?

I love that Wes is making his debut with the original 96 crest on his kit. #Crew96

@walterooski.bsky.social the people would love some dopapod reactions (I’m people)

I got 3 skeeter bites on 1 ankle in 10 minutes while watering this morning. These bastards can’t fuck off soon enough.

UP THE SPURS #COYS

Complete the signings.

Clenched defeat from the jaws of victory. #COYS

Look at these defenders doing the work #COYS

I DO TOO BUT IN ALL CAPS

New rule:
If you can’t get yourself to bed, you have no vote in what goes on the tv.

This photo says more to me than nearly anything else in his time at the club. Fare thee well, Sonny.
#COYS